The Walking Dead 2017 Wall Calendar
You can’t get a More Appropriate Gift on Christmas for a Zombie Lover, than a 2017 Wall Calendar for The Walking Dead! Featuring Walkers, The Eaters, Biters, & Roamers of AMC’s Walking Dead, you’ll get a Face full of the Ugliest Creatures ever brought to life. 12″ Wide x 24″ High, this Creepy Calendar will keep everyone Chomping at the Bit. Keep an eye over your shoulder, because it’s about to get BLOODY!
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Zombie Horse Mask
The Horse Head is EVERYWHERE! It’s a Soft Latex Mask that is Worn for Humorous Effect. Tom Green wore one. YouTuber TomSka wore one. Nico Nico Douga wore them to Remain Anonymous. And then of course, you have the…
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Undead Salt And Pepper Shakers
“Oh Crap! I got Salt in my Dead Eye Again! Rats!” And with these Fun Loving Salt and Pepper Shakers, it’s all a little Salty. For it’s Zombie Head Shakers, with Gruesome Undead Mugs, Creepy Eyes, Horrible Teeth, Blood,…
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Zombie Sign-In Guestbook
When all those Zombies show up on your Doorstep for Brains… Please Check In! Sign the Guestbook if you will… Because all Bodies and Bait must be accounted for. It’s a Fun Zombie Sign-In Guestbook that will Frighten your…
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Easy Zombie Coloring Book
This Zombie Coloring Book for Kids (and Adults), and it’s the Perfect Way to Relieve Stress and Aid Relaxation while Enjoying Beautiful and Highly Detailed Images of Undead Walkers and Brain Stalkers. Printed Single Sided on Bright White Paper,…
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Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary…
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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Here Zombie Mens Briefs
Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…
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Zombie Killing Shoes
Once you own these Shoes, people will know exactly what to make of you – Bold, Brave, and Cool under Pressure with a Touch of Heart and a Splash of Crazy – you are a Slayer of the Undead….
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