Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood, Bones, and Part of his Face Torn off Exposing Morbid Teeth Beneath. Perfect for your Christmas Tree or Stocking! Buy this Handmade Walking Dead Elf TODAY!
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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Zombie Eggpocalypse
Nope, nope, this isn’t the Zombie Apocalypse, it’s the Zombie Eggpocalypse!!! Because these Brains, are made of EGGS! HA! It’s a Zombie Head, Decapitated, Ready to Host your Favorite Egg… Raw, Boiled… Unborn, whatever… And a Toast Mould, for…
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Roll Them Bones Zombie Dice Game
Zombies!!! Roll Them Bones! Simulates the coming Zombie Apocalypse in Dice Game form. Each player desperately tries to Defeat all of the Zombies in their path and be the first to Grab the last seat on the Helicopter; 6…
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2019 Zombie Weekly Planner Calendar
Jump Start Your Spooky 2019 Planning and Keep Track of your Entire School Work, Office or Business Week using this Simple Fun Zombie Planner. Great for Teachers, Students and Adults as a Unique Undead Gift. Measuring 7” x 10”…
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Zombie Truck Tailgate Wrap
This is Bad Ass COOL and Creepy! It’s a Decal Wrap for your Truck’s Tailgate, and the entire Image is filled with Brain Hungry Zombies! Totally Gnarly Beasts coming at you… Laminated For Protection, Weather Proof, Car Wash Safe,…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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Zombie Butts Green Apple Fruit Jelly Disks
Surprise your little Zombie lover with the most flavorsome and silly gift ever. Zombie Guts Gummy Body Parts Candy are guaranteed to make anyone’s day. This ironic gift of gummy brains, eyeballs, fingers, feet and bones candy is guaranteed…
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Animated Toxic Zombie Prop
If you want to keep people away, especially today, use this prop. It’ll keep everyone at a safe social distance. It’s a fun, animated prop that features a green, toxic zombie, with eyes that light up red, a head…
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