Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood, Bones, and Part of his Face Torn off Exposing Morbid Teeth Beneath. Perfect for your Christmas Tree or Stocking! Buy this Handmade Walking Dead Elf TODAY!
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Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of…
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Abe Lincoln vs Zombies Blu-Ray
LMAO! We all Believe that Abe had something to do with the Undead, and now we know it’s True! In the Middle of the America Civil War President Lincoln learns of an Unusual Outbreak. Soldiers and Locals are Infected…
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TWD Bite Me iPhone X Case
It’s coming… The Return of The Walking Dead (Sunday, February 10)… Are you Ready? I’m still Devastated over Jesus Dying… SUCKSSSSSS! So, to Bring the Dead Back to Life, how about a Brand New Case for your iPhone? Made…
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Blood Shot Eyeball Pendant
“What do you call a Fish with no Eye?” “A Fsh!” “What did the Right Eye say to the Left Eye?” “Just between you and me, something Smells!” OMG, the Puns make my Eyes Roll… So Feast Your Eyes…
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I Heart Brains Zombie Pin
“BRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!” That’s the only thing to live for. Or die for. For it’s the Coolest Zombie Pin EVER… It’s a I Heart Brains Pin, featuring a Zombie Eye, a Bloody Heart, and a Dead Black Brain… MMM GOOD! It’s…
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Zombie Arm Rear Windshield Wiper
NICE! I really LOVE this… It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… For it’s a Zombie Arm, that you attach to your Rear Window’s Windshield Wiper… And the whole time it’s on, it’s grabbing back and forth like…
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Zombie Hard Candy Lollipops
Crunch, this BRAIN tastes terrific… Yeah Buddy! These Zombies are Perfectly Ripe for Eating… Yummy Lollipop Zombies with Horrific Faces, Bloody Heads, Gory Mouths, and Snapping Teeth… What’s not to LOVE? Made with Pure Cane Sugar, Filtered Water, Cream…
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Zombie Wrap Sleeveless T-Shirt
Now that Summer is here, it’s time to show off those Guns! Zombie Killing Guns! And with this Creepy, Crazy T-Shirt, it’s all that in a Bloody Handbag. It’s a Torn Sleeveless Muscle T-Shirt, that’s Gory and Grand. Featuring…
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