Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it and Try it. Could you Bring on the Zombie Horde? The Undead that Eats Mankind? Or will it be another Awesome Prop for your Zombie Attire? 12 inches long, Hand Carved from Willow Wood, Hoisting a Skull on Oak Stem, then Sweetly Painted with Acrylic. JUST SICK!
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Zombie Dead Eye Necklace
Talk about Third Eye Blind… Sheesh. It’s a Zombie Dead Eye Pendant that’ll Freak everyone out. Featuring a Gory, Gruesome, Realistic Zombie Eyeball that’s Sealed in a Crazy Creepy Eye-Bulging Pendant. YIKES. Handmade out of Genuine Leather and a…
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Zombie Bicycle Playing Cards
This Cool Bicycle Brand Zombie Deck Features a Distinctive Zombie Design that’s Unique and Terrifying! Both a Traditional Deck AND a Delightfully Spooky Set of Survival Tips in Case of a Zombie Attack, the Royals and Jokers have Joined…
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Car Window Zombie Grabber
Oh, come on. Let Grandpa outta the car. Sheesh! He’s been in there for 3 months, he’s rather Hungry I’d say. Looking for a little Fright for your Vehicle? Some Fun Gory Decal that’s Ideal for the Fogged up…
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Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD
Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…
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Zombie Food Necklace
This Brain Necklace is Handmade by Zombie Lovers, no doubt! It’s just Waiting to be Devoured… with a SPOON! Bloody Brains on a China Plate… YUM! Imagine the Stares and Glares you’ll get with this Lovely Meal Dripping down…
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Mad Zombies Blu-ray
Unscrupulous Breeders Concoct a Formula to Fatten their Cattle and Turn them into Burgers Faster! But the Side Effects were soon Felt. The Bodies of the Cattle, Processed Meat, Contaminated the Villagers and Turned them into Zombies. At the…
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Zombie Cheek Decay Makeup
Oh WOW, you’re so CHEEKY! And with this Creepy, Undead Makeup, everyone can be Grinning, Drooling, and Screaming, even with their Mouth’s Closed. For it’s Zombie Decay Cheek Makeup, featuring Gory Teeth, Bloody Gums, jutting out of the Side…
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Amazon Amazombie T-Shirt
Show your Love or Hate for the Online Global Shopping Guru with this Provocative “Amazombie” T-Shirt. Fun Twist on the Familiar Amazon Logo, with “amazombie” in Black Lettering and that Bloody Zombie Smile, of course. Stand out from the…
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