Zombie Bandana Mask
LOL! Every Zombie Fan needs this! This Kick Ass Cool Zombie Boo Rag Bandana Mask is the Easiest, Quickest and Coolest Spooky Half Face Mask on the Market! With a Realistic Detailed Multi-Color Print of a Horrifying Zombie Mouth with Gapped Teeth, a Rotten Nose and Blood, you’ll LOVE the Laughs you get from Neighbors and Office Workers! Soft Comfortable Polyester/Nylon, you’ll want to Buy a Bunch! :)
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Zombie Pigeon Pants
WHAT???? I had no idea such a thing existed, until now. But it all makes sense, I mean, we put outfits and costumes on cats and dogs, so why not pigeons (are there that many pigeon pets?) Well, fret…
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A Bloody Zombie Smash
It was a Mash, a Bloody Zombie Smash! And this Ground Zero stand alone Book, is appropriately called: Ground Zero: A Bloody Zombie Smash! All Aboard a Freighter, a Terrorist prepares to Unleash an Unimaginable Horror, the Undead Plague….
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Zombie Severed Hand Earrings
Oh Red is such the Color for Christmas. Right? But this Red, is a Fright indeed (although still Appropriate for Christmas for all you Undead Heads)… Featuring Severed Zombie Hands, with Red Flowing Bloody Beads. How Darling and Quaint….
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Real Life Zombie Bust
OMG!!! I would FREAK out seeing this on the Dinner Table… It’s the Bust of a ZOMBIE that’s Incredibly Terrifying! Just look at the Eyes, that White Hair, the Skin Rotting off the Face, the Teeth, the Gums, the…
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Brain Necklace
Simple, Classy, Yummy, that’s what this Brain Necklace is. Handmade, Crafted out of Polymer Clay, this Brain is Painted Acrylic Green, and Dangles from a Solid Black Link Chain (18.9 inches long), then Sealed with a Glaze… it’s Ideal…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or…
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