Zombies Floating Foam Keychain
You know that feeling… Floating in the Water, Surrounded by Zombies, Unable to Start the Boat because your Keys Sank to the Bottom… Sigh! Should have bought a Floating Keychain, just like this Fun Green Zombie Keychain here. It Floats so you’ll never Lose your Keys. Made of Thick Polyurethane Foam, this Keychain reads “Zombies Hate Fast Food”. It’s the Perfect Accessory for all your Aquatic Adventures. 3.2″ x 1.4″ in size, it will Comfortably Float Four Full-Sized Keys. Better get one, just in case!
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Personalized Zombie Sign
These are Awesome! Wish I had one of these when I was a kid… A Personalized Zombie Sign for my Bedroom! How Perfect is that? Customize your own Zombie Sign TODAY! Made out of Solid Aluminum, it’s the Ideal…
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Zombie Labyrinth Board Game
If you think that you have the largest collection of brains, race to the finish. The player with the most brains wins. This game features unique puzzle-like game board pieces that can be rotated in any direction, allowing the…
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Zombie Rotten Kiss Lip Balm
Mmmmm, give me a kiss! I’ve only got EYES for you! HA! It’s Lip Balm like you’ve never seen before… Coat your Rotten lips with this: Zombie Rotten KISS Balm. It’s ideal for your Infected Little Face. Get Mouth…
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2018 Zombie Gnomes Wall Calendar
LOL Just the Title of this Calendar Cracks me up: Great for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Grandparents, Grandchildren, Grandma, Gay, LGBTQ… HA! But then again, when the Zombie Apocalypse hits, no one is overlooked. :) Especially the Gnomes. And…
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Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother…
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Zombie Pencils 24 Pack
Ahhhh Pencils… Twenty Four of them. Which means, Twenty Four Zombies Stabbed in the Eye-Hole, right? HA! Okay, maybe they’re not the Best Zombie Killers, but hey, you can Draw some Killer Zombies! Eh? Fun Pencil Pack with Zombies,…
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Zombie House Slippers
I can just picture a Zombie wearing these Slippers… They’d be Stumbling all over, Tripping over things, Falling and getting all Bloody… Oh wait. That’s what they do now. :) But with these Zombie House Slippers, even the Living…
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Stalking Dead Zombie Poker Figurine
Nice! It’s Poker like you’ve never seen before… An Undead Tournament; ZOMBIE STYLE!!! With “Stalking Dead” Zombies playing Poker, you’ll Laugh and Smile at their Cheating Hands, Beer and Blood! A Limited-Edition Stalking Dead Poker Figurine, a Fiendish First-Ever…
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