Hollywood Zombies Trading Cards
These Trading Cards Feature Edgy, Laugh-Filled, Provocative Artwork of the Highest Quality… and Celebrities! :) It Capitalizes on the Growing Trend in Parody-Based Humor, like “Britney Speared”, “Paris Hellton”, “Tom Ooze”, and More! Plus, they Glow in the Dark! 7 Cards Per Pack, 24 Packs Per Box. You’ll have FUN Trading these Cards! :)
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Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque…
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John McCain Zombie Mask
Oh John… It looks just like you. Remember that Debate with Obama… Yeah, put this Mask on, Stick your Tongue out and you’ll be a Parody too! This Funny Zombie Faced McCain is made out of Latex. It’s Colorful,…
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Zombie Guitar Hanger
So So Cool. This is a Guitar Hanger that looks just like a Zombie Hand! AWESOME! With Toxic Veiny Green Digits and Bones and Blood, this Guitar Holder is unlike any you’ve ever Seen before! Cushioned Insert Protect the…
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Zombie Finger Bubble Bottles
Well, there are Worse things you can do with a Severed Zombie Finger… But there’s Probably nothing BETTER, then to Blow Bubbles with it! And with this Pack of Undead Green Plastic Fingers, you can do just that. A…
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Zombie Apocolypse Stocking
What a Great Gift Idea… Each Survival Stocking Includes: A Solid Milk Chocolate 5″ Zombie Boxed Santa; A Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper and Whistle; Zombie Blood; Emergency Solar Mylar Blanket Insulating; a…
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Horror Bloody Zombie Mask
Talk about getting Hit in the Face with a Frying Pan… WOW! This Zombie is Unreal… And Undead! It’s a Frightening Mask that will make everyone SCREAM! Featuring a Full Over-the-Head, Slip on Mask that’s Made out of Latex,…
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Walking Dead Zombie Shower Curtain
Holy Crap, that’s a Frightful Shower Curtain… If you wanna Scare someone really bad, hang this up in your Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For it’s a Polyester Fabric Shower Curtain full of Walking Dead Zombies… Horrifying Hands,…
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Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
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