Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The True Contents being Organic Material (Which is Not Human Edible), but it’ll be a Hoot and a Holler as they open this Gift. Great Gag for the Zombie Aficionado. “Rawrrrrr! Munch!”
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Zombie Shot Glasses
GULP GULP GULP… That’s you, Chugging down some Brew, for the Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Okay, that’s YOU everyday, but hey, when you’re Brain Dead and the Walkers are coming, who can tell the difference? It’s a Set of…
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Bloody Brain Zombie Pirate Cap
Well this is the Quickest Zombie Costume you can get… It’s a Pirate Cap that slips over your Noggin, and it looks just like Bloody Zombie Brains! Nice! Made out of 100% Cotton, this Cap is one size fits…
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Zombie Nesting Dolls
“Stack em up, Stack em up!” That’s what you’ll be doing with these Cool and Creepy Zombie Nesting Dolls. Fun and Colorful Matryoshka Dolls, these Zombie Fools are a set of 5 Dolls, 7″ High (the Largest Undead), and…
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The Walking Dead 2019 Wall Calendar
Well Crap. 2019 is Coming and all my Friends are Dead: Rick, Maggie… Well, actually Not Dead Yet! Kind of like The Walking Dead Series. Eh? Slugging alone, Killing off everyone that’s good and leaving us with Eugene (can…
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Zombie Guts
Man, if I only had the guts to wear this costume… Oh wait! It’s ZOMBIE GUTS! YUM! Bloody, gory, Zombie Guts, Intestines, that stick out of your bloody shirt, looking just like you ate too much and the brain…
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101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
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Zombie Mirror Clings
LOL! These are FUN and can really come in handy. They are Mirror Clings that are Zombie Body Parts, like Eyes, Brains, Nose, Teeth, Scars, and Dripping BLOOD! Talk about COOL! You stick them on the Mirror, and when…
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A Bloody Zombie Smash
It was a Mash, a Bloody Zombie Smash! And this Ground Zero stand alone Book, is appropriately called: Ground Zero: A Bloody Zombie Smash! All Aboard a Freighter, a Terrorist prepares to Unleash an Unimaginable Horror, the Undead Plague….
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