Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The True Contents being Organic Material (Which is Not Human Edible), but it’ll be a Hoot and a Holler as they open this Gift. Great Gag for the Zombie Aficionado. “Rawrrrrr! Munch!”
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“Pin The Eyeball” Zombie Game
Really… Do Zombies need Eyes? Can’t they just Roam around Sniffing out Blood and Brains? Sheesh… Well, in this New Version of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” Game, it’s “Pin the Eyeball on the Zombie” A Great, Colorful…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother…
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ZombiU – Nintendo Wii U
You know, if the Zombie Horde is coming, you might as well play with your Wii. Right? And with this Fun Zombie Game: ZombiU, everyone will be Snarling, Laughing, Running, and Screaming… Because it’s two screens, and twice the…
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In Search of the Fog Zombie
When Campers arrive at Camp Dakota, rumors start flying. The Fog Zombie is on the Prowl, Moaning and Creeping through the Thick Fog that often settles on the Lake. At first, the Kids don’t believe the rumors—until they Find…
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Dead Turkey Hunter Targets
You’ll feel like Elmer Fudd this Thanksgiving when you go Turkey Hunting… Or in this case… ZOMBIE TURKEYS! HA! For it’s Hunter Targets that look just like Walking Dead Turkeys. Green Slime, Milky Eyes, it’s the Perfect thing to…
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Terminus Map Poster
Nice! It’s a Terminus Map Poster to hang on your Wall… AWESOME! Terminus is the Deadly Location in the AMC Walking Dead Universe. It’s a High Quality Rolled Poster that’s a Perfect Gift for the Die Hard Fan. Ever…
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Severed Hand Zombie Necklace
LMAO! Nice. Real Nice. It’s the Most Perfect Necklace anyone could ever want… An Extra Hand. A Zombie Hand. Severed. Bloody. Broken. Strung from a Pendant like a Trophy. Plus, they also sell Feet, Eyes, Fingers, Hearts and Organs….
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