Zombie Goldfish Book
LMAO! It’s the “My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish” Book Series that’s just too Funny! Tom’s Big Brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, and his First Experiment involves Dunking Frankie the Goldfish into Toxic Green Gunk! HA! One Zap with a Battery Brings Frankie Back to Life! Now, he’s a Zombie with Hypnotic Powers! Hilarious! Ages 7-10! :P
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Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St….
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Zombie Foot Ring
HA HA HA! This is a Ring I LOVE… A Bloody, Fun, Green, Gross, Handmade, Stitched, Bloody Meat Foot Ring… Just what my Finger wants to Slide into… Yeah! Created out of Fimo, this Funny Zombie Foot is an…
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Zombie Fleece Scarf
This Scarf is Ideal for the Colder Temperatures and Dead Frigid Bodies… It’ll keep you Nice and Toasty. All except for your Brains… For it’s what they call, a Zombie Ugly Christmas Warm Fleece Scarf! HA! Featuring Walking Dead…
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Zombie Dish Towel
Nothing like doing the Dishes with the Dead… “Oh come here, let me Wipe that Blood off your Face…” It’s a Dish Towel that’s Zombie Style. 11.8″ × 27.5″, this Dish Towel is Machine Washable, made from Premium Quality…
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John McCain Zombie Mask
Oh John… It looks just like you. Remember that Debate with Obama… Yeah, put this Mask on, Stick your Tongue out and you’ll be a Parody too! This Funny Zombie Faced McCain is made out of Latex. It’s Colorful,…
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Zombie Daze Coloring Book
SICK! BLOODY! GOOD! FUN! It’s a zombie coloring book, that’s totally cool. Featuring a 2 x 1 x 3 inch book, ideal for art classrooms. And, it’s created by Crayola (Crayola Art with Edge), made for kids 12 years…
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Zombie Space Putty with Eyes
LMAO! Or should I say, Laughing my Eyes off… For this Very Unique Putty, is Space Putty, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring Green Magnetic Attractor Space Putty with Googly Eyes… And boy are they FUN! Zombie Putty comes with a Free…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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