Zombie Goldfish Book
LMAO! It’s the “My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish” Book Series that’s just too Funny! Tom’s Big Brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, and his First Experiment involves Dunking Frankie the Goldfish into Toxic Green Gunk! HA! One Zap with a Battery Brings Frankie Back to Life! Now, he’s a Zombie with Hypnotic Powers! Hilarious! Ages 7-10! :P
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Walking Dead Poncho Wallet
Daryl and his Poncho… Classic! That about Sums up The Walking Dead. That and his Crossbow. And so, this Walking Dead Wallet will be the Ultimate Walker Gift. A Wallet inspired by Daryl’s Poncho, with all the Materials, Patterns,…
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Severed Zombie Hand
Give your Bae a hand this year when it comes to Halloween Cookies and Zombie Parties, because this Zombie Hand is Creepy Cool! Created to look like a Severed Zombie Hand, it’s Bony, Bloody, and GROSSLY GRAY… Just like…
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Zombie Hard Candy Lollipops
Crunch, this BRAIN tastes terrific… Yeah Buddy! These Zombies are Perfectly Ripe for Eating… Yummy Lollipop Zombies with Horrific Faces, Bloody Heads, Gory Mouths, and Snapping Teeth… What’s not to LOVE? Made with Pure Cane Sugar, Filtered Water, Cream…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Green Zombie Sunglasses
Okay, I want to buy these just because… Think of all the Weddings you could go to this Summer, looking like a hilarious Zombie? HA! Oh the joy… A Great Pair of Sunglasses with Reflective Lens, that looks like…
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Latex Zombie Vein Prosthetics
S I C K !!!! It’s something Every Zombie Needs: VEINS! Veins that make your Blood Boil Green… Toxic Veins that Bulge from your Dead Arm and Make you look Utterly Infected. So Dire. So Cool. Featuring 3 Latex…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Night of the Living Deb
I just watched this Movie last night and thoroughly Enjoyed it. Deb; Funny and Obnoxious, has a One Night Stand with her Dream Man Ryan… Only to Wake up in a Zombie Apocalypse. And from there; it’s all Jokes…
