Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this Holiday Season”… It’s Fun, it’s Festive, it’s Bone Apple Tea… For it’s a Blank Card that’s Ideal for any Zombie Loving Fool. Dig in will ya? And save me the Brains!
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Zombie Apocalypse Terrarium Kit
I LOVE THIS! It’s a Fun Create-Your-Own Zombie Apocalypse Kit, that allows Kids or Adults to Grow Plants that look like Real Brains and Eyeballs. This Kit includes everything needed to start your own little House of Horrors. Grow…
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The Walking Dead 2017 Wall Calendar
You can’t get a More Appropriate Gift on Christmas for a Zombie Lover, than a 2017 Wall Calendar for The Walking Dead! Featuring Walkers, The Eaters, Biters, & Roamers of AMC’s Walking Dead, you’ll get a Face full of…
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I Love Zombies Postage Stamp
Oh Man… If you’ve ever wanted to LICK a Zombie, NOW YOU CAN! Because these Cool Custom Postage Stamps are ZOMBIFIED! They are I Love Zombies Postage Stamps (REAL STAMPS) that you can Lick and Stick… Featuring a Red…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wax Warmer
LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…
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Beware Zombies Mouth Face Mask
Freak people out at Airports with this Creepy Face Mask… It’s a Mask that covers your Nose and Mouth and makes quite a statement. A Fun Face Mask that’s White with Red Blood Splatters and Reads “BEWARE ZOMBIES”. 100%…
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Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter
I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for ZOMBIES! Especially when they’re Chasing us and all we have are Cookies. Right? Fun Undead Cookies that come from a Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter. YUMMMMM! One Zombie Cookie Cutter Measuring 3…
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100+ Zombie Jokes for Kids
Are you looking for a Fun Book to keep the Kids Entertained? Well, this Book is Excellent for Early and Beginning Readers! For Laughing has been proven to have Positive Mental and Physical Effects on the Body! And hey……
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