Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this Holiday Season”… It’s Fun, it’s Festive, it’s Bone Apple Tea… For it’s a Blank Card that’s Ideal for any Zombie Loving Fool. Dig in will ya? And save me the Brains!
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Zombie Gnome Car Ornament
HA! I’d LOVE to have this Zombie Gnome Head hanging from my Rear View Mirror! What a RIOT! It’s a Car Ornament unlike any you’ve ever seen before. A Decapitated Bloody Gnome Head Dangling from a Rope. AWESOME! Look…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Zombie Degree
This is a Custom Gag Diploma Certificate from Zombie State University! It’s Fully Customized with ANY NAME and ANY DATE of your Choice! It’s a Great Custom Novelty Gift with a Personalized Touch. Top Quality Certificate also includes Official…
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Zombie Swamp Man Head on Pedestal
Stick this in the Corner and SCREAMMMMMM! It’s a Crazy Creepy Zombie that’s Frightfully Funny. Featuring a Bust, a Head of an Undead, Shrouded with Swamp Moss and Glistening with Red Glowing Eyes. 21″ Tall Mantle Bust Piece, on…
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Zombie Dad Car Decal
Oh Dad… Got Bit! Now he’s a Zombie… Such is Life (and Death)! So Celebrate Dad and Father’s Day with this Hilarious Zombie Dad Car Decal. 5″ x 3″ Decal that will Slap on your Vehicle’s Window (or any…
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Grow A Zombie
That’s exactly what I want… A Zombie that Grows 600%… Like a Zombie isn’t Bad enough by itself, let alone a BIG one! HA! Well, this Zombie does just that. IT GROWS Mucho Grande! Submerge in Water and Watch…
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Bloody Zombie Ribcage Charm Bracelet
There’s nothing more Romantic at Valentine’s then a Bloody Beating Heart. Especially when it’s Undead! Green, Broken, Adorned with White Rib Cages, it’s such a Beautiful Sight. And now, you can have lots of Zombie Hearts with this Fun…
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Zombie Fingers Bookmark
The next time you read Stephen King’s Zombie Book “CELL”, make sure you use these. They are ZOMBIE FINGER Bookmarks! And they are GORY COOL! Looking like Real Chopped off Bloody Fingers, these Zombie Digits are made of Plastic…
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