Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this Holiday Season”… It’s Fun, it’s Festive, it’s Bone Apple Tea… For it’s a Blank Card that’s Ideal for any Zombie Loving Fool. Dig in will ya? And save me the Brains!
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Latex Zombie Vein Prosthetics
S I C K !!!! It’s something Every Zombie Needs: VEINS! Veins that make your Blood Boil Green… Toxic Veins that Bulge from your Dead Arm and Make you look Utterly Infected. So Dire. So Cool. Featuring 3 Latex…
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My Boyfriend’s Back DVD
Zombies and Comedy? They go Severed Hand in Severed Hand… Teenager Johnny Dingle will do anything to keep his Date with the Hottest Girl in School – even come back from the Grave! He Winds up Dead and is…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag
Store Dem Brainssss… It’s the Most Perfect Lunch Bag for the Zombie Fan. A Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag that’s Large and Measures: 10.6″L x 4.7″W x 8.2″H. Made of High Density Water-Resistant and Dirt-Proof Fabric, Easy-To-Clean Interior Lining, Perfect…
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Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy…
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Zombie Epidemic DVD
This is a Must see… While you still have your brains. It’s Zombie Epidemic: An in Depth Look at the Walking Dead! A Mockumentary with the Perspective: “What if Zombies were an actual part of our lives?” How would…
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Zombie Flamingos
LOL They’re coming to eat your plants… RUNNNNN! For they’re Flamingos… Yard Decorations, that are EVIL BLACK ZOMBIES! Frightening Stuff… 30″ High, one Standing, one Feeding, these Undead Flamingos are Hungry and have Bright Red Eyes! Sold as a…
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Animal Zombies!
Zombie alert! Meet the Real-Life Monsters of the Animal Kingdom and Explore the Gory, Gross, and Creepy Behaviors these Creatures have honed in order to Survive with National Geographic’s Paperback: Animal Zombies!: And Other Bloodsucking Beasts, Creepy Creatures, and…
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