Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this Holiday Season”… It’s Fun, it’s Festive, it’s Bone Apple Tea… For it’s a Blank Card that’s Ideal for any Zombie Loving Fool. Dig in will ya? And save me the Brains!
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Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw…
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Zombie Alert
LOL! I NEED THIS… It’s a Zombie Alert Button that “Alerts” Everyone that the Zombie Apocalypse has begun… The Hilarious Phrases Include: “Zombie Alert! Zombie Alert!”, “Zombie Detected in Premises!”, “Attention: Zombies Ahead!”, “Warning! You have been Exposed to…
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Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD
Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…
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Zombie Apocalypse Soap Dispenser
Only Kids can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse… Because it all begins by a Virus; Passed on by a Simple Handshake… From not Washing your Hands. Right? Could be… Why not? So get your Kids Washing up after Picking their…
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Zombie Hell Night Puppet
“Oh what a Cute Little Bab… EGADS!” This Little Monster will keep you up all Night, plus he’s one one Ugly Critter! Deliver your own kind of Frightful Fun when you Craft your Costume around this Lifelike Zombie Puppet….
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Fun Zombie Dress Socks
Oh there’s no better feeling then putting your Foot through a Zombie’s Head. Right? And with these Ultra-Hip Zombie Socks, you can do just that. Fun Men’s Zombie Dress Socks Featuring a 3-Pack of Colors, Gnarly Undead Faces and…
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Zombie Outbreak Bikini Swimsuit
Nice…. If you’re gonna be eaten by Zombies, you may as well go out in Style. Especially if you’re on the Beach wearing this Sporty Bikini. It’s a Zombie Outbreak Swimsuit that’s a Two-Piece Eye-Catcher. Made from 83% Nylon…
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Merry Zombie Christmas Gift Tags
LOL What a Great Idea for the Zombie Fan… Zombie Gift Tags! Featuring Zombies in Greens and Reds, these Silhouettes will look Perfect on that Zombie Gift. 16 Gift Tags that Come With Ribbon will make Everyone Scream “All…
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