Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this Holiday Season”… It’s Fun, it’s Festive, it’s Bone Apple Tea… For it’s a Blank Card that’s Ideal for any Zombie Loving Fool. Dig in will ya? And save me the Brains!
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Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque…
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Zombie Love Hands Figurine
Awwwww, you really do Love me… How Adorable! If you’re looking for the Perfect Gift to get that Zombie Loving Fool, then look no more… It’s Zombie Hands, a Desktop Figuring that features Gross Bloody Zombie Hands, making the…
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Bicycle Zombie Riders Deck
Like Playing Cards? Want to Add some Bloody Fun to the Game? How about some Zombie Riders Bicycle Deck, that consists of 56 Playing Cards Featuring Hand Inked ZOMBIES! Gory Artwork really Ups the Ante. It’s a Deck you’ll…
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Rotting Face Lycra Face Zombie Mask
SICKKKKK! It’s a Mask that Turns your Face into a Rotting Zombie. Featuring a Rotting Face Zombie Lycra Mask that you simply slip over your Head and you’re good as Dead. Gross, Bloody, Scary, this Mask is Lightweight, Freaky,…
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Lego Monster Fighters: the Zombies
Oh Freaking Sweet… Legos. Zombie Style. A Lego Playset titled: Lego Monster Fighters: The Zombies (#9465). Featuring 4 Minifigures Including Jack McHammer, Zombie Bride, Zombie Groom, & Zombie Driver. Along with Jack’s Truck and the 2 Giant Zombie Bashing…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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Zombie Attack Costume Shirt
RAD! This Zombie Attack Shirt kicks ASS! Really… What an Easy, Fun, Creepy, Cool Costume. It’s a Rotten, Bloody, Zombie Arm that you attach to your Body… It dangles down from a Bloody White Shirt with the Sleeve Ripped…
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Zombie Pop Molds
Instead of a Zombie Popping you in it’s Mouth… How about you Reverse the Bite? Bite the Head off the Undead; it’s Quite Refreshing. Especially when that Head is a Delicious Frozen Treat like a Popsicle. Playful Walking Dead…
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