Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Brains Candle
Mmmmmm, Smells like BRAINSSSS! My favorite scent. It’s a fun, colorful zombie brain candle that will turn your den, into a haven for the undead. Liven up your surroundings with the sweet stench of melting brain matter. A handmade…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombie Severed Hand Earrings
Oh Red is such the Color for Christmas. Right? But this Red, is a Fright indeed (although still Appropriate for Christmas for all you Undead Heads)… Featuring Severed Zombie Hands, with Red Flowing Bloody Beads. How Darling and Quaint….
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Walking Dead Black Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet… It’s The Walking Dead Wallet that any True Zombie Fan would LOVE! Just think of all the Conversations this Bi-Fold will Start when you Whip it out to Pay for your Zombie Mask, Hands and Fake Blood… Official…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Zombie Horde Paper Toys
HA! There is Nothing Better to Do in the Day than to Play with your Zombie Pets. An Undead Horde that You Create Yourself. It’s a DIY Project that any Zombie or Walking Dead Fan would LOVE. Fun Paper…
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Bleeding Zombie Head Bowl
HA! Serve up some Gory Treats with this Frightfully Fun Bleeding Zombie Head Bucket Bowl… And remember, he’s got his Eye on you, so NO Snacking Between Meals… Unless it’s BRAINSSSS! :) This Bleeding Zombie Head Candy Bucket is…
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Spare Ribs Chest Wound
What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Food? Spare Ribs! And these Ribs look GREAT… Bony, Bloody, Delightful, and Delicious, these Ribs look like they’re Exploding from the Chest Cavity and the only thing you need is a little BBQ Sauce! Right?…
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