Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Man Eater Zombie Prop
GROSS! That looks just like Grandma… This Man-Eater Zombie Prop is Frightening indeed. With a Hungry Zombie Chowing down on a Dismembered Hand, this Bloody Corpse is a Feast for Sore Eyes. It’s a 6 Foot Tall, Standing Zombie…
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Daryl Dixon Zombie Ears Necklace
OMG! This Necklace is KILLER! It’s the Famous Daryl Dixon Zombie Ear Necklace from the Hit AMC Show The Walking Dead. From Episode 5 of the Second Season (Chupacabra), Daryl is Injured and Regains Consciousness just in time to…
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Zombie Driver Game
LOL! Speed Bump Anyone? With this Kick Ass Racing Game for the PC, you will actually Plow through the Streets Smashing Everything in your way, including Fences, Phone Booths, Street Lamps and Hordes of Zombies! With 6 Different Cars…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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Zombie Juggling Balls
Who Doesn’t want to Juggle Zombie Balls? eh? Bright Green Lime Balls, with Funny Zombies Faces on them, are Perfect for the Juggler in your Family (Won the Kids Gift of the Year 2014 Award). Perfectly Weighted, these Zombie…
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Melting Zombie Head Creepy Candle
I tell ya, there’s nothing Better than Burning Zombies. And with this Crazy, Creepy Candle, you can Burn all Night. It’s a Frightening Candle, Molded like a Bloody Green Zombie, Mounted on a Pile of Guts. MMM Good! This…
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Zombie Bookends
SWEET! Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? These Zombie Bookends are the MUST-HAVE Accessory for all Undead-Inspired Novels and Movies. Keep your Scary “Walking Dead” Collection in a Safe Place and let these Cool Bookends Guard your Books…
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