Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Rabbit Overhead Mask
HA! This Bunny won’t be Hopping for Easter… NOPE! It’ll be Dragging. For this Bunny is Dead. err, Undead. A Funny Bunny Mask that Slips over your Rotting Head. And it’s a Ghastly sight to see… Especially with RED…
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Zombie Gnome Car Ornament
HA! I’d LOVE to have this Zombie Gnome Head hanging from my Rear View Mirror! What a RIOT! It’s a Car Ornament unlike any you’ve ever seen before. A Decapitated Bloody Gnome Head Dangling from a Rope. AWESOME! Look…
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Zombie Apocalypse Earrings
LMAO! These Industrial Zombie Apocalypse Steampunk Earrings are Awesome, Dark, Goth, Rustic, Wicked, and SHARP! Literally! They come to a Point at the End of the 1.5″ Earrings! They are Perfect for the Zombie Apocalypse! HA! “Take that you…
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Oven Mitt
Yes, this sums up Christmas… An Ugly Christmas Sweater Oven Mitt that’s covered with Animated Zombies. What Fun. Featuring a Polyester Glove that’s Perfect for Pulling Baked Brains out of the Oven, this Mitt is High Quality with Detailed…
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Walking Dead Survival Gift Basket
Looking for a Nice Gift Basket to give some Undead Fan? Well this Walking Dead Survival Basket, is just what the Doctor ordered. Full of Fun Survival Goodies like: A 7 Strand Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper…
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The Walking Dead Card Game
This Walking Dead Strategy Card Game has Two Modes of Play: Survival and Hero. Shuffle the Cards, Deal, then Choose and Reveal a Card to Lay them in Ascending Rows. When the Sixth Card is placed, you Claim the…
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Zombie Halloween Dog Costume
OH MY GOD… This costume KILLS me. It’s a dog costume, that’s a hilarious zombie and will turn your pooch UNDEAD! How FUN! A handmade costume that’s created for extra small dogs (costumes are hard to find for tiny…
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Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose,…
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