Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Hunter Kit
You’ll be Fully Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse with this Cool Zombie Hunter Kit! This Kit includes Axe, Machete, Bullets, Dog Tags and a Belt to hold Everything! Made out of Polypropylene, PVC, Polyurethane, and Plastic, this Kit is…
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Osombie DVD
Dusty is on a Desperate Mission to Rescue her Brother, a Conspiracy Theorist who is convinced Osama Bin Laden is still Alive! In Afghanistan, she falls in with a Team of Special Forces Soldiers on a Secret Assignment. When…
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Zombie Liquor Bottle Lamp
Nothing like a Zombie at Night… Especially one that GLOWS! Let these Toxic Zombie Lamps Lead the Way… It’s a Unique Liquor Bottle, 9.5″ Tall, Glass, Adorned with a Rambling Zombie Silhouette (Black Stencil), that Glows with 20 LED…
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Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody…
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Zombie Truck Tailgate Wrap
This is Bad Ass COOL and Creepy! It’s a Decal Wrap for your Truck’s Tailgate, and the entire Image is filled with Brain Hungry Zombies! Totally Gnarly Beasts coming at you… Laminated For Protection, Weather Proof, Car Wash Safe,…
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Red Zombie Skull Purse
LOL Like the Red Wedding, this Purse is TO DIE FOR! It’s a Red Zombie Skull Purse that’s Frightening and FUN! Featuring a Handmade Resin Skull, using Several Layers of Latex, and Painted Bloody Red with Torn Bits and…
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Severed Torn Out Zombie Eye Ball
EGADS! I’m not Hungry anymore… Unless it’s for BRAINSSSS! Because my Eyes ARE bigger than my Stomach… Especially when it’s Yanked outta my Head! Where’s an Eye-Patch when you need one? This Creepy, Realistic Looking, Severed, Torn Out Eyeball…
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Zombie Couple Throw Pillow
Lay your Head on the Dead and Sleep Deeply. For it’s a Throw Pillow that’s Perfect for the Walkers, Talkers, and Moaners. A Fun Pillow that’s 18″ x 18″, made out of 100% Pre-Shrunk Polyester Case Moisture-Wicking Fabric with…
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