Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Oil Warmer
Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…
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Zombigami Zombie Paper Folding
I WANT THIS! WOW! It’s Origami, but with ZOMBIES! HA! An Entire Kit that shows you How to Fold Paper into Cool Looking Zombies… What more can you Ask for? Paper? It’s Included! Fold 13 Rambling, Flesh Eating Zombies…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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Carol’s Cookies Pot Holder
Carol’s Cookies are a Classic. Truly. So Good in fact, that AMC even has a Carol’s Cookies Recipe online HERE, so you can Bake, Serve, and Eat Sugary Treats while you catch up on The Walking Dead. YUMMMY! And…
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Zombie Splat Slingshot
Shoot Zombies off into the Air with this Zombie Splat Slingshot. These Super-Squishy, Stretchy Zombies just wanna have Fun and they promise Not to Bite. Just Loop their Hands in the Catch on the Slingshot, Pull Back on their…
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Zombie Tree Face
HA! If a Zombie moans in the Forest and there’s no one there, doe it make a Sound? It’s Dead Wood… I LOVE IT! What a Cute way to Zombify your Outdoors than with a little Undead Tree! Put…
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Zombie Mini Drone
Keep Calm and Drone on… For it’s a Zombie Drone that will Spin out of Control and Kill a Few Undead. Fun eh? A Fun Mini-Drone that’s Covered with Blood and Zombies reading “Keep Calm and Kill Zombies”, with…
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Zombie Tombstone
Get your Yard all Spooky with this Ultra-Frightening Zombie Tombstone. Featuring a Realistic Grave Marker that’s 22″ High, and 14.5″ Wide, Hand Crafted, Gray-Tones, Highly Detailed, made of Foam Construction. Fun Tomb with a Scary Zombie on the Front…
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