Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Sticky Zombie Wall Tumblers
Kids will Love to Watch these Silly Zombies Tumble Down the Walls, Doors, Windows and more! Add these Zombie Wall Tumblers to your Party Treat Bags for a High-Action Alternative to Candy (also Great for Pinatas). These Undead Wall…
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Zombie Apocalypse Terrarium Kit
I LOVE THIS! It’s a Fun Create-Your-Own Zombie Apocalypse Kit, that allows Kids or Adults to Grow Plants that look like Real Brains and Eyeballs. This Kit includes everything needed to start your own little House of Horrors. Grow…
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Happy Thanksgiving Zombie Shirt
Nice. Real Nice… This is pretty much what I feel like after 2 enormous helpings… DEAD! And, like all my Relatives, we still Eat and Eat and Eat… Too bad it’s not Brains! For this Fun Thanksgiving T-Shirt is…
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Life-Size Zombie Greeting Card
LMAO! I would LOVE to get this Zombie on Valentines… Because it’s a Greeting Card that’s LIFE-SIZE! HA! 5 Feet, 8 Inches, it even comes with it’s own Cute Envelope… Made from Heavy Duty Cardboard, this Zombie Card is…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Hand Painted Zombie Chess Pieces
Talk about Mixing 2 things I LOVE: Chess and Zombies! It’s Hand-Painted Zombie Chess Pieces that will Turn your Board into The Walking Dead. Featuring Exquisitely Ornate Pieces, with a 3 inch King, Beautifully Crafted in Italy with Felted…
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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer…
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Zombie Grave Aquarium Ornament
LOL, this Zombie Hands and Tombstone Aquarium Ornament is too much FUN! It’s ALIVE!!! Zombies are in your Aquarium! Run Fish Run! Made of Polyresin, these Great Green Zombie Hands will look Wonderful sticking up from the bottom of…
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