Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Red Zombie Crossing Tape
This is Perfect for your Next Haunted House… Or the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s 30′ of Red Tape that Appropriately reads “Zombie Crossing”. Lead the Innocent People into your Kill Zone with this Cool, Scary Decor… Made of All-Weather Poly…
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Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of…
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Zombie Pencils 24 Pack
Ahhhh Pencils… Twenty Four of them. Which means, Twenty Four Zombies Stabbed in the Eye-Hole, right? HA! Okay, maybe they’re not the Best Zombie Killers, but hey, you can Draw some Killer Zombies! Eh? Fun Pencil Pack with Zombies,…
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Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like…
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Zombie Engraved Rolling Pin
NICEEEEE! It’s a Rolling Pin (you know, for rolling dough) that’s Engraved (actually Embossed) with ZOMBIES!!!! Fun Crazy Cool Zombies that will make the Cutest little Cookies, Cakes, Crust, whatever it is you’re rolling, with ZOMBIES all over them……
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Walking Dead Jewelry Box
Beautiful! This is a MUST HAVE for any Walking Dead Fans. WOW! It’s a Jewelry Box, made out of Wood, with The Walking Dead Comics Applied to the Outside… Along with Splatters of Blood. Lots of Blood. Red Blood!…
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Zombies 6 Static Guitar Picks
If the Zombies are coming… I’m gonna Pluck their Eyes out with my Guitar Picks… Cause I can Play one Mighty Bad Ass Brain Stomping Song… And with these 6 Guitar Picks, it just makes it all Funner… For…
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Zombie Hunter Video Game
Now that The Walking Dead is Mid-Season, it’s time to Kill some Zombies yourself! With this Walking Dead Zombie Hunter Video Game, you can turn any TV into a Zombie Shooting Range. Experience the Action Adventure from a Pump…
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