Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Halloween Candy Jar
Halloween is coming… It’s coming to Scare you Barbara! (Or at least give you Treats). Just like this Fun, Colorful, Zombie Candy Jar. It’s Frightfully Good. Featuring a Handmade Zombie, Green, Bug Eyed, Adorable… That’s Small, Charming, and Perfect…
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Zombie Tobacco Pipe
I’d Hit That! It’s a Zombie Tobacco Pipe that’s Gruesome and Gory, and it holds your Favorite Brew. A Handmade, Hand Painted Pipe made out of a Real Coconut Bowl. 5″ – 6″ in Height, this Undead Pipe is…
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Zombie Virus Biohazard Ice Pack
Nice… When your Body turns Undead, and Starts to Freeze outside, I’ll use you as an Ice Pack… Gotta keep those Brains Chilling! Or, I’ll just Grab some of these Very Cool, Biohazard Zombie Virus Ice Packs. Creepy Green…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombie Severed Head Ring Holder
Awesome! It’s the Perfect Place to store your Rings (when you’re Running from the Zombie Horde). A Zombie Head Ring Holder Featuring a Severed Undead Head with an Axe through his Brains. Original Sculpture, Hand Painted, Poured from Plastic,…
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Zombie Marshmallow Crossbow Shooter
LMAO! Zombies or not, I want this. It’s a Crossbow Shooter that Shoots Marshmallows at Zombies (or anyone that gives you the eye). POP POP, Blast those Marshmallows across the room. Have Marshmallow Fights, Aim for the HEAD! A…
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Zombie Cookie Cutters
Who doesn’t Want to take a Bite into a Zombie? Now you can with these very Cool Zombie Cookie Cutters. Looking like Zombie Poses, these 3 Durable Plastic Cookie Cutters will allow you to make Zombies and Bite their…
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Zombie Chocolate Bunny and Victim
It’s Easter… The Zombie Bunnies will not STOP! Not until they’ve eaten all their Kin. Chocolate Family and Friends. Fun Stuff. MUNCH! Just like this Pair of Chocolate Bunny Rabbits. A Great Duo that Features Chocolate Bunnies, Bloody, Zombified,…
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