Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Fun Zombie Dress Socks
Oh there’s no better feeling then putting your Foot through a Zombie’s Head. Right? And with these Ultra-Hip Zombie Socks, you can do just that. Fun Men’s Zombie Dress Socks Featuring a 3-Pack of Colors, Gnarly Undead Faces and…
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Walking Dead Walker Enamel Pin
SICK! With The Walking Dead on Sundays, and Halloween coming, it’s the Perfect Time for a Walker Enamel Pin. A Fun Colorful Pin that’s Gnarly, Undead, and HUNGRY! Pin this Walker on your Jacket, Purse, Backpack, Skin… With Dark…
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Zombie Contact Lenses
AWESOME! KILLER! Freaky Zombie Eyes! WOW! Put these Zombie Contact Lenses in your Eyes and Frighten Everyone! One look at these ZOMBIE Blood Splattered Eyeballs and the entire Room will Clear out! Talk about Crazy Cool Stuff. These Contact…
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Yellow Zombie Skin Torso Shirt
SICKKKKKKKKKK! What a Great Shirt to Wear for your Zombie Costume… Awesome Gory Details. WOW! Ribs, Guts, Zombie Munch… It’s a Bloody Undershirt like you’ve never seen before. Made with Permablood, Spray Adhesive, Paint, Latex, and Spandex, this Skin…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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Zombie Candy Buttermints
“Munch Munch” You know what you need after a Mouthful of Brains? MINTS! Many Mints! Thankfully, you can buy a Whole Box of them with this Fun Party Pack. It’s Zombie Buttermint Candies that are Crunchy Good… With Biohazard…
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Zombie Blood Spray
Ready for some Blood? Want some Juicy Red Guts and Brains dripping from your Mouth? Spattered all over your Clothes, the Carpet, the Bed, the Sheets??? Well, then Zombie Spray Blood (Blood in a Can) is exactly what you…
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Zombie Dry Erase Board
Let’s see, what’s on the List? BRAINS BRAINS and More BRAINS! It’s a Dry Erase Board that’s Perfect for all your Zombie Fun. Shopping Lists, Things To Do, Phone Messages, Cryptic Notes that say “DON’T OPEN – DEAD INSIDE”……
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