Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Car Air Freshener
What smells? Is that you Ned? How about Fred? They all stink, because, well, they’re rotting. Got a horrible stench in your car, truck, van, or vehicle? Maybe you need an air freshener. Keep those nose hairs at ease….
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Walking Dead Zombie Guitar Picks
These Walking Dead Twelve Piece Guitar Picks are Available in Two Character Sections: The Walking Dead Zombies and The Walking Dead Characters. This Pack is the Zombie Pack (get the Characters here!) These are 351 Shape, Medium Gauge, and…
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Cartoon Zombie Figure Hat
Hip-Hop your way over Dead Body Parts with this Fun and Colorful Zombie Hat. Featuring Cartoon Zombies that’s Perfect for Spring, Summer, Autumn and the Zombie Apocalypse. With a Flat Brim, this Hat is made from a Cotton and…
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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Zombie Gummy Candy
BRAINSSSSSS! ARMSSSSSSSS! LEGSSSSSSSS! ZOMBIES!!!!!!!! It’s Gummy Candy like you’ve never had before… Zombie Style! Of Course… Great Gummies in the Shape of Zombies are Perfect for your next Halloween, Costume, or Undead Party! 14 Gummy Zombies Per Package, and…
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Zombie Apocalypse Soap Dispenser
Only Kids can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse… Because it all begins by a Virus; Passed on by a Simple Handshake… From not Washing your Hands. Right? Could be… Why not? So get your Kids Washing up after Picking their…
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Zombie Dog Muzzle
Oh SICK! Talk about Scary. It’s a Dog Muzzle that’ll turn any Dog into the Walking Dog (Sorry, had to). Featuring 2 (2 Muzzles) that are the Creepiest Muzzles around… Bloody, Gnarly Dog’s Muzzles that fits over his Head,…
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Werewolf Zombie Wall Sculpture
This Zombie Werewolf is Creepy COOL! Emerging from the Grave, this Edgy Shape Shifter opens his Powerful Jaw in a Silent, Sharp Toothed Hiss that Forewarns anyone who Dares come near! Cast in Resin and Hand-Painted with an almost…
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