Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Zinfandel Wine Gift Set
“CHUG CHUG CHUG!” NO, that’s not the Sound of a Zombie Drinking your Brains through a Straw, it’s YOU getting Drunk on Christmas because the Zombie Apocalypse is coming. And with this Fun Gift Set, you can do just…
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Walking Dead Zombie Shower Curtain
Holy Crap, that’s a Frightful Shower Curtain… If you wanna Scare someone really bad, hang this up in your Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For it’s a Polyester Fabric Shower Curtain full of Walking Dead Zombies… Horrifying Hands,…
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Zombie Kite
Look, up in the Sky, it’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s Super Walker!!! An Undead Kite with an Undead Creature. Fun, Colorful Green, Blue, Red Entrails Zombie Kite that takes the Horde to the Sky and the Clouds……
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The Zombie Chasers Book
It’s Halloween… It’s Zombies, the Undead, they’re coming for YOU…. RUNNNNN! For as these Kids in the Zombie Chasers Book find out, the Undead have Infested the Streets, and are filling the air with Deathly Moans and the Stench…
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Here Zombie Necklace
I Love this Saying “Here Zombies, Zombies, Zombies!”, it’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Hunter… Featuring a 1″ Round Frame, this Image is Printed and Sealed behind a Cabochon Glass Dome that hangs from an 18″ Silver Plated…
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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Carol’s Cookies Pot Holder
Carol’s Cookies are a Classic. Truly. So Good in fact, that AMC even has a Carol’s Cookies Recipe online HERE, so you can Bake, Serve, and Eat Sugary Treats while you catch up on The Walking Dead. YUMMMY! And…
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Beta Zombie Mask
Beta… Killing me! Love her character, love the plot (not as much as Negan, of course), but she is a force for sure. And last week, I thought she and Daryl were goners. WOW! Good job on the show….
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