Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the Brains; WINS! Green and Blue Plastic Zombies (A Choking Hazard, for sure), Ages 3 and up, Covered with Blood. Just what any Kid needs… RUNNNNNN!
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Thanksgiving Turkey T-Shirt
Ain’t no Thanksgiving without the Dead Bird! HA! And this Shirt, makes that Turkey FUN! For it’s a Dead Bird Turkey Shirt, featuring a Green Zombie Hand, a Turkey Head Puppet, Bandaids, Stitches, Tail and Bone… What more could…
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Grow a Zombie Garden
LOL… That’s exactly what you want to see Sticking up out of the Grass… A ZOMBIE! Well, now you can with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Garden Kit, where you can Grow A Garden with ZOMBIES! Kit Includes 16 Pieces of…
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Inhuman Squishy Zombie
A Zombie Outbreak is no Game. You have to use your Braaains! The Dead are Walking and it’s up to you to Solve the Mystery and Stop the Zombie Epidemic. Follow the Clues in the Short Graphic Novel and…
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Animal Zombie Stickers
Zombie Dogs, Birds, Cats, and Rabbits… Sounds Fun to me. Especially when you can attach them to anything, or anyone. With Funny Faces, Colorful Bodies, Bulging Eyes and Skulls, you’ll Stick these Suckers EVERYWHERE! With 14 Stickers in all,…
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Zombie Slayer Desk Organizer
HA! I Love this… It’s a Zombie Slayer Desk Organizer that’s right up your Undead Alley… Featuring a Hand Carved WOOD Organizer, with a Snarling Zombie Head and Menacing Eyes, and sticking out of his Brains, a KNIFE! Bloody,…
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Zombie Severed Head Ring Holder
Awesome! It’s the Perfect Place to store your Rings (when you’re Running from the Zombie Horde). A Zombie Head Ring Holder Featuring a Severed Undead Head with an Axe through his Brains. Original Sculpture, Hand Painted, Poured from Plastic,…
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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