Rusty Zombie Hand
This hand is KILLER… It’s a Zombie Hand, Cut out of Solid Steel, and it’s Rusty as Hell… A sheer thing of Beauty! Stick this Decoration in your Garden, Lawn, Head… Wherever you want the Undead! Surprise visitors and the Squirrels, for this Rusty Zombie Hand is 30 cm High (plus the Stake), truly a Work of Art. Made to Order, ships from the UK… Where the Apocalypse always begins! :)
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Throw My Squirrel Underwear
Oh Boy… Look Out! Panties are coming your way! HA! These Funny Women’s Underwear Read: “I’d Throw My Squirrel at Daryl Dixon”, and are Perfect for any Walking Dead Fangirl. Made of 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex, these Funny…
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Bloody Brain Stocking Cap
LMAO! Look like you’ve been Zombie Bait with this Funny Ass Stocking Cap. It’s a Black Cap with the Roof Ripped off Exposing your Bloody Brains! How COOL! Freak all your Friends out and adorn that Bloody Zombie Costume…
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Simple Zombie Makeup Tutorials
Makeup can do Magical Gory Things… but it doesn’t have to be a Mystery or a Mess. Applying a Basic, Natural look doesn’t Require a lot of Skill or Tools. You can do lots of the Blending with your…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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Zombie I Love You Hands
Awwww… This brings a tear to my eye. It’s a Severed Zombie Hand giving me the “I Love You” symbol. How Sweet! But I think it only Loves me for my Brains… Just sayin. Made out of Cold Cast…
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The Girl With All the Gifts
Got Amazon Prime? Good, then you can Watch this Incredible Zombie Movie, FOR FREE! It’s called “The Girl With All the Gifts”, featuring Glenn Close, in a Post-Apocalyptic Story about a Devastating Disease that Eradicates Free Will and turns…
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Severed Zombie Finger Pin
With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie…
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You’ve Got Red On You T-Shirt
LMAO! You’ve got Red on you! It’s right There! This Foree Electric T-Shirt is AWESOME! Made from 100% Cotton and Printed to look just like the Shirt and Striped Red Tie that Sales Adviser Shaun (From Shaun of the…
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