The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Zombie Fingers Bookmark
The next time you read Stephen King’s Zombie Book “CELL”, make sure you use these. They are ZOMBIE FINGER Bookmarks! And they are GORY COOL! Looking like Real Chopped off Bloody Fingers, these Zombie Digits are made of Plastic…
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Inhuman Squishy Zombie
A Zombie Outbreak is no Game. You have to use your Braaains! The Dead are Walking and it’s up to you to Solve the Mystery and Stop the Zombie Epidemic. Follow the Clues in the Short Graphic Novel and…
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Zombie Survival Kit Gift Set
AWESOMEEEEE! This is a Gift Set, Perfect for the Zombie Lover. A Fun, Clever Set that any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan would Adore… Especially in the Apocalypse. For this kit features: California Zinfandel Red Wine &…
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Zombie Sock Puppet
Lamb Chop isn’t looking too Good! HA! This Sock Puppet is not your Normal Sock Puppet for Sure! It’s a Zombie Sock Puppet that’s Green, Hairy, and very, very Bloody! Your Two-Year Old will LOVE this! BAh ahahahahaha! This…
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Michonne Figure
Awesome! Stand and FIGHT the Walkers with this Bad Ass Figurine… It’s a Highly Detailed, Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Figure of Michonne (Actress Danai Gurira), with her Katana, Sheath, and Interchangeable Arms. Plant this Expert Sword-Wielder on your…
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Brainfart Zombie
What a JOY! A farting zombie! *Sniffs… Smells like popcorn, right? Well you can enjoy all the fun, and the farts, wit this interactive farting figurine. Created by Buttheads (LOUD & PROUD), it’s a brainfart zombie (the farting dead),…
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Dabbing Zombie 2018 New Years T-Shirt
LMAO! What a better way to start off the New Years… DEAD! HA! And you can do just that with this Fun, Festive, Dabbing Zombie T-Shirt. With the New Year 2018, this Undead Head will ring in the Ball…
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Throw My Squirrel Underwear
Oh Boy… Look Out! Panties are coming your way! HA! These Funny Women’s Underwear Read: “I’d Throw My Squirrel at Daryl Dixon”, and are Perfect for any Walking Dead Fangirl. Made of 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex, these Funny…
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