The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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“Pin The Eyeball” Zombie Game
Really… Do Zombies need Eyes? Can’t they just Roam around Sniffing out Blood and Brains? Sheesh… Well, in this New Version of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” Game, it’s “Pin the Eyeball on the Zombie” A Great, Colorful…
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Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts;…
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Zombie Baby Decor
LOL This Baby is UGLLLLY! But then again, I’ve seen worse in the Mall. :) This Zombie Baby is 16 Inches Tall, made out of Latex, and looks like a Sitting Baby with Possessed Eyes, Fang Looking Teeth and…
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Zombie Face Fleece Blanket
LMAO! This Zombie looks like it got run over by a steam-roller… HA! Now that’s FLAT! It’s the Perfect item to Snuggle up to when it’s Cold to the Bone, for this Zombie Faced Blanket is Handmade, Fleece, and…
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Zombie Arm Potted Plant
LOVE LOVE LOVE this Zombie Arm Plant! It’s too COOL! It’s an Eroded Potted Plant that’s Growing a Bony, Bloody Zombie Hand. It’s Popping up outta the Soil and Reaching for the SKY! Beautiful! Made of Polyresin, this Decomposing…
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Beware I Bite T-Shirt
Give everyone Fair Warning when you Decide to Wear this Officially Licensed AMC “The Walking Dead” “Beware I Bite” Adult T-Shirt. This Awesome Tee Features Blood-Spattered Graphics on the Front along with a Zombie Face Graphic on the under…
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Zombie Bandana Mask
LOL! Every Zombie Fan needs this! This Kick Ass Cool Zombie Boo Rag Bandana Mask is the Easiest, Quickest and Coolest Spooky Half Face Mask on the Market! With a Realistic Detailed Multi-Color Print of a Horrifying Zombie Mouth…
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Nerf Zombie Strike Inflatable Target
“RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Better get your Nerf Zombie Strike Gun and Blast away… And Shooting Zombies is Fun with this Inflatable Undead Target. Featuring a Scary Zombie (Like a Scooby Doo Version), that stands 36″ high, and can…
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