The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Kill A Zombie Watch
HA! This Watch Makes me Smile and LAUGH! It’s a “How To Kill A Zombie” Watch with 3 Steps: 1) Choose your Weapon. 2) Aim for the Head. 3) Don’t Miss! HA! Ain’t that the Truth? This is a…
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Walking Dead Jesus Action Figure
Jesus… More Walkers!!! It’s a Never-Ending Horde with The Walking Dead Universe. So BOB on over to Amazon and get yourself some Bloody Fun. It’s a Funko POP Television: The Walking Dead – Jesus Action Figure, and it’s Classy,…
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Doberman Zombie Mask
SICK! This Mask would Scare the Heck out of me in a Dark Alley… YIKES! It’s a Doberman Zombie Mask that’s Terrifying and FUN! A Full Head Mask that Slips over any Adult Head (Ideal for Undead Cosplay), with…
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Pin Cushion Zombie Action Figure
This is Awesome! A 5″ Tall Zombie Figure that you can Stab, Impel, Chop, Slice and Dice, every day of the week. For it’s the Famous Pin Cushion Zombie from The Walking Dead. A Zombie that comes with Cool…
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Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is…
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Zombie Strike Double Blaster
Put a Double Tap on every Zombie you see with this Doublestrike Blaster! The Compact, One-Handed Design lets you Load Fast and Fire! And when you Cock the Blaster and pull the Trigger, the Double Tap is Automatic because…
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Zombie Scooby Doo Lapel Pin
ZOINKS! Whenever I think about Scooby Doo, I think about zombies. Especially with all of the Scooby Doo Zombie Movies… Which is why this enamel pin is so appropriate. It’s a Scooby Dooby Doo lapel pin that’s orange, brainy,…
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Daryl Dixon Life Size Cardboard Standup
Stand Up and be Somebody… That’s what my Dad always told me. Even if it’s During a Zombie Apocalypse and all you have is a Crossbow. Like Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, Now Life-Sized, Dripping with Sweat from…
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