The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Zombie Corpse Wig
LOL! Talk about BED HEAD, this is DEAD HEAD! HA! Get that Risen-From-The-Grave look with this Grave Zombie Wig. No Flesh-Hungry Undead Monster Costume is Complete without this HAIR. And this Wig Features a Blend of Grey and Green…
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Starbucks Zombie Frappuccino
MMMM… I’m feeling a little Green Today. Like a Walking Zombie… Must Need a Pick Me Up. An Ice Cold Beverage from Starbucks… Especially when they have their Zombie Frappuccino. Green, Red, Pink Brains, it’s all Good, and Gooey……
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Animated Toxic Zombie Prop
If you want to keep people away, especially today, use this prop. It’ll keep everyone at a safe social distance. It’s a fun, animated prop that features a green, toxic zombie, with eyes that light up red, a head…
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Death Drop eBook
Looking for a Short Story to read? Something different, deadly, and undead? Well, Death Drop may just be the ebook to hold you over. That is, until the Horde comes. For it’s about a man named Jon. Who sits…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Premium Zombie Makeup Kit
Get your Face Ready for the Fright… It’s Zombie Makeup that will Turn YOU into the Living Dead. A Premium Zombie Character Kit from Mehron (the Leaders in the Makeup Effects World). And Everything you Need to Create a…
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Plush Zombie Bathroom Shoes
Oh man, my Feet are KILLING me… And with these Zombie Bathroom Slipper Shoes… LOOK OUT, your Feet, Toes and Zombie Nose are all Blue from the Head on up. Fun Undead Shoes that are Plush with Bulging Eyes,…
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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