The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Real Life Zombie Bust
OMG!!! I would FREAK out seeing this on the Dinner Table… It’s the Bust of a ZOMBIE that’s Incredibly Terrifying! Just look at the Eyes, that White Hair, the Skin Rotting off the Face, the Teeth, the Gums, the…
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Kill Zombie or be Eaten Beanie
It’s Red for a Reason… to Hide the Blood! Especially in a Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll Reach for this Cap everytime the Wind gets Blustery and Roars! It’s a Slouchy Beanie Style Hat that comes in a Variety of Great…
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Zombie Snot Shots
Lol, YUM! Nothing’s better to Munch on at Christmas than Zombie Snot Shots. Fun Zombie Nostrils Dripping Undead GOO… What’s not to Love? Talk about a Science Experiment gone Wrong. Or Right… For it’s Doctor Dreadful’s Latest Gross Treats……
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Green Zombie Birthday Cake Candles
AWESOMEEEEE! Just what any Zombie Loving Fool needs… Birthday Candles, shaped like ZOMBIES! HA! For these Lovely Candles are the Walking Green Undead, and they’re ready to Catch on Fire… All for YOU! Fun Candles, ones you’ll want to…
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TWD Enid’s Necklace
Enid was a main character and a survivor of the outbreak in AMC’s The Walking Dead. She was a former resident of the Alexandria Safe-Zone after her parents were devoured by walkers… SICK! And her own death came as…
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Walking Dead Christmas Stocking
It’s Zombies, and they’re coming for Christmas! Walkers, Biters, Eaters, Greeters… Just like Walmart, eh? A Fun Christmas Stocking that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. Handmade using the Classic Red and Black Walking Dead Print, this Stocking is…
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Zombie Finger Pretzel Mold
Ain’t nothing better than Munching on Fingers… Unless they’re Dead Fingers! And with this Fun Pretzel Mold, you’ll be Eating Undead Digits in no time. Great Looking Finger Molds that will give your next Zombie Party a real CRUNCH!…
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Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or…
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