The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Coffee Zombie Girl Earrings
These Earrings are SO ME in the Morning! Without my Coffee, I’m nothing but a Walking Zombie! HA! These Novelty Dangling Drop Oval Charm Earrings are Metal Earrings that have a 3D Urethane Encased Design Featuring a Zombie Girl…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Red Zombie Crossing Tape
This is Perfect for your Next Haunted House… Or the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s 30′ of Red Tape that Appropriately reads “Zombie Crossing”. Lead the Innocent People into your Kill Zone with this Cool, Scary Decor… Made of All-Weather Poly…
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Zombie Mismatch Earrings
I really LOVE this Idea… HOW AWESOME! It’s Zombie Earrings that are Creepy Plastic Zombie Heads.. And they’re Cute, Charming, and Perfect for Halloween… 1 inch in length and about .75 inches wide, Hollow Inside, Lightweight, and Ideal for…
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Zombie Car Vent Sticks
Smell that? It’s either your Dead Grandpa in the Back Seat or I just Farted… Because these Car Fresheners are Rotting for sure. Vent Sticks that look just like Zombies, Fun, Creepy, Scary Zombies, clipped onto your Vehicle’s Air…
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Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin
HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…
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Zombie Bib Apron
Halloween is coming… Slip your Zombie Apron on and Cook up some FUN! Great Munchies like: Zombie Brain Jello Shots, Shrunken Heads, White Chocolate Bones, Zombified Cheese Face, Brain Dip, Infection Juice, Finger Food, Bloated Worms… You know, Yum…
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Corpse Zombie Head Display
Oh Man, this is Gnarly! It’s a Display that would be Perfect for your Demonic Room… It’s a Corpse Zombie Head that’s EGADS UGLY! With a Rotting Head, Enlarged Bloody Eye and Bony Jagged Teeth that just Scream HORRIFIC,…
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