Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother Goose in Wonderful Tales like; Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill… A Hilarious Volume Designed to Tickle the (Exposed) Funnybone of every Fan this Side of the Grave! Dig in… It’s the Undead Shuffle!
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombie Skin Trinket Box
Totally Awesome! WOW! It’s a Trinket Box, Jewelry Box, Brain Box… Whatever you want to call it, a BOX that’s made out of Zombie Skin! YIKES! Well… Okay, not REAL Skin, but Hell, it sure looks like it. Cool…
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Zombie Toy Bunny Rabbit
With Easter coming (in just 9 days), it’s time to think of Cute Little Stuffed Bunny Rabbit Toys… Won’t the Kids just LOVE them in their Easter Baskets? Awwww… Unless you’re a Zombie Freak. Then, well, you get the…
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Vinyl Walking Dead Figures
LMAO! Rick, he hasn’t looked that clean and uniformed for years… Daryl, wait, does he look bug-eyed to you? HA! It’s The Walking Dead Figures featuring Daryl Dixon, Michonne, or Rick Grimes. Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Merchandise, these…
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Zombie Scooby Doo Lapel Pin
ZOINKS! Whenever I think about Scooby Doo, I think about zombies. Especially with all of the Scooby Doo Zombie Movies… Which is why this enamel pin is so appropriate. It’s a Scooby Dooby Doo lapel pin that’s orange, brainy,…
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Fun Zombie Dress Socks
Oh there’s no better feeling then putting your Foot through a Zombie’s Head. Right? And with these Ultra-Hip Zombie Socks, you can do just that. Fun Men’s Zombie Dress Socks Featuring a 3-Pack of Colors, Gnarly Undead Faces and…
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Walking Dead Sword Stand
Okay Walking Dead Fans… Have Sword? This can help… For we all know you have one of those Katana Swords like Michonne has… And if not, WHYYYYYY? Because this Sword Stand is the Ultimate Prop Holder for all your…
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Goosebumps Zombie Halloween
It’s Zombies, R.L. Stine, Goosebumps, and Halloween… Fun Stuff! Kenny was the new kid. His family moved into an Old House to help take care of his Grandfather. Everyone in the neighborhood is Obsessed with Zombies–even Grandpa! But something…
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