Zombie Kite
Look, up in the Sky, it’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s Super Walker!!! An Undead Kite with an Undead Creature. Fun, Colorful Green, Blue, Red Entrails Zombie Kite that takes the Horde to the Sky and the Clouds… “Where do Zombies eat Dinner?” “The Living Room!” “What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Bean?” “Human Bean!” “Why do Zombies Sleep?” “Because they are Dead Tired!” HA HA… Now Go Fly a Kite!
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Latex Zombie Vein Prosthetics
S I C K !!!! It’s something Every Zombie Needs: VEINS! Veins that make your Blood Boil Green… Toxic Veins that Bulge from your Dead Arm and Make you look Utterly Infected. So Dire. So Cool. Featuring 3 Latex…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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Walking Dead Cookie Jar
Coookiesssssssssss! Rawrrrrrrrrrr! It’s a Nice Ceramic Spot to Store all your Edibles… Even BRAINSSSSSSSSS! A Walking Dead Cookie Jar, 9″ x 7″ with a Removable Cranium… Bloody Teeth, A Screwdriver through the Eye Socket… What more could you ask…
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Zombucks Walker Liberty Coin
Talk about AWESOME! This Liberty Coin is a MUST HAVE for any Zombie Fan! It’s a Zombucks Walker 2007 Liberty Coin that’s a WALKING ZOMBIE! SWEET! 2017 Dated, 1 Troy Ounce, .999 Fine Z50, Zombie Walking Liberty Round Coin….
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Zombie Glow in the Dark Ceiling Fan Light Pull
PULL ON THIS! It’s a Zombie that you’ll LOVE to Grab in the Dark. For this Girl Zombie GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK! That’s right, her Eyes and Toxic Green Mouth Light up to show you the way… Just reach out and give…
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Zombie Head Wine Bottle Holder
Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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