Zombie Gory Guts T-Shirt
YUM! It’s LUNCH! Oh wait… It’s just a T-Shirt… But still, it certainly makes my mouth drool, for it’s a Zombie Guts T-Shirt that’s Bloody, Gory, and FUN! Just picture this Freaky T-Shirt with your own Scary Face, okay… a Zombie Face, running down the Street. SICK! Creepy and 3-D, with Protruding Intestines… It’s an Easy Costume, one that everyone will LOVE! “Bone Apple Tea!”
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Scary Zombie Halloween Mask
This Creeps me out. Imagine running into this in an Alley… YEAH! I’d Run! It’s a Frightening Zombie Mask that’s Realistic, Scary, and Latex (You know you like that). Very Durable, Flexible and Stretchy, Fitting all the Right Places,…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Zombie Coin Purse
Be Careful reaching for that Coin, you’ll Lose a Finger or Two. For it’s a Scary, Green Zombie just Waiting for Brains… (Or Credit Cards, Jewelry, Dollar Bills…) It’s a Fun Coin Purse that’s Perfect for any Zombie Fan….
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Zombie Apocalypse Shower Curtain
If this doesn’t sum up the Zombie Apocalypse, I don’t know what does… It’s like a Graphic Scene right out of a Horror Movie, the Guy gets the Girl, amid the Zombie Horde, and he’s Passionately Kissing her, and…
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Zombie Dawg Grillz Dog Ball
“Ruffawrrrrr!” It’s the Funniest Dog Toy your Dog will ever Consume… Except for Zombies, of course. Because this Dog Ball is a Zombie Dog Toy featuring Zombie Teeth, er, Zombie “GRILLZ”, that turn your Doggie into a Snarling Zombie…
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Zombie Croc DVD
LMAO! This movie, called “Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been Summoned” sounds freaking hilarious… And why not? It’s a Zombie Crocodile! Just like the Zombie Sheep and Zombie Beaver (which was AWESOME), this movie depicts a Monstrous Resurrected Swamp Beast…
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Creepy Zombie Bicycle Card Deck
Just think, you could play Poker-Eyes-Out with this Crazy Zombie Bicycle Card Deck. Featuring 52 Unique Zombies in the middle of their Everyday Daily Routines. Illustrated by Renowned Zombie Portrait Artist Rob Sacchetto. Deck contains Original Artwork on the…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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