There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

You take your Dog for a Ride… Why not your Zombie? HA! This Vinyl Dashboard Zombie is a Gruesome 5-1/2″ Figure of a Brain Hungry Terror that Stands atop an Adhesive Base and Waggles its Rotting Limbs at you…

Lovely… It’s the Night of the Living Dead Zombie Wall Clock, and it’s Perfect for your Undead Room. A Beautifully Created Zombie Silhouette, Crawling out of the Grave is a Grand Sight indeed. Made of Acrylic, this Wall Clock…

LMAO! Oh there’s nothing I like better then a zombie baby… er, zombie baby shoes. Talk about cute, and green, and hilarious. A fine pair of knitted crochet shoes, ideal for the undead soft chewy baby. Such a treat….

HA! Now this is FUN! It’s a Hanging Zombie that’s Cool and Scary! This Animated Prop is 55″ Tall and Hangs from Chains and Stocks. And what’s COOL is the Fact that he Twitches and Swings back and forth…

This is a Book that every UNDEAD FAN needs to read; a book appropriately called: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies! (Available in Paperback and Kindle.) It’s the most Comprehensive Zombie Handbook ever Published! In one Indispensable…

28 Weeks Later is the Sequel to 28 Days Later. The Film Picks up Six Months after the Rage Virus has spread throughout the City of London. The US has Restored Order and is Repopulating, when the Rage Virus…

Sometimes I feel like I’m going to Hell just for Posting some of the things I do… But hey, wasn’t Jesus a Zombie? Not the first Zombie (that was Lazarus), but the most Famous Zombie of all. And here…