Zombie Face Ski Mask
Just think… The Zombie Virus hits when you’re on the Slope… GNARLY! Gives a new meaning to “Brain Bucket”… Eh? So get in the Mood with a little Zombie Face Mask. A Colorful Mask that Looks like the Hungry Dead; With Slime, Dangling Eye, and a Floppy Wet Tongue… You’ll be Freestyling for sure! Polyester, Front and Back Printed, Face Shield, Neck Warmer, Great for Snowboarding, Skiing, Fishing, Hunting, Motorcycling, and Zombie Hunting. Yeah Buddy!
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Dead Man Walking Face Mask
Look, if you’ve got to wear a face mask, you should at least wear one in style. ZOMBIE STYLE! These great looking printed face masks not only are frightfully fun, but actually work as well. They’ll keep the walkers…
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3 Pack Zombie Teeth
Somethin’ Smells Rotten… And I think it’s your Breath! But that’s to be expected when you’re a Zombie, full of Decay, with the Worst set of Teeth a Dentist could see… Because these are Zombie Teeth, 3-Pack, and they…
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Stubbs The Zombie Xbox Game
Stubbs The Zombie (in Rebel Without a Pulse) is about a Man whose Luck was so Bad, Dying was the Best thing that Happened. In 1933, Edward Stubblefield was a Traveling Salesman that was Murdered and Buried in a…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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Zombie Hands Bordello T-Shirt
Nice Rack… I love how the Green draws your eyes right to it… For this Women’s T-Shirt is a Zombie Shirt unlike any other million Zombie Shirts… This is Zombie Hands cupping the Watermelons in a Hilarious Bordello Pose!…
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Zombie Apocalypse Vent Stick
Sweet… Or should I say ROTTEN! For these Ulta-Cool Vent Sticks, are Air Fresheners for your Car or Truck (or RV, Tank, Moped, just sayin’) that will make any ole Zombie Smell Good. You get Three Vent Sticks, with…
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Daryl Angel Wings Necklace
This is a Cool Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Angel Wings Necklace (Fashioned after the Wings on Daryl’s Vest) that comes on a 16.5″ Black Cord with a Lobster Claw Clasp. It’s BAD ASS! Measuring 1 1/2″ High x 1…
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