Zombie Face Ski Mask
Just think… The Zombie Virus hits when you’re on the Slope… GNARLY! Gives a new meaning to “Brain Bucket”… Eh? So get in the Mood with a little Zombie Face Mask. A Colorful Mask that Looks like the Hungry Dead; With Slime, Dangling Eye, and a Floppy Wet Tongue… You’ll be Freestyling for sure! Polyester, Front and Back Printed, Face Shield, Neck Warmer, Great for Snowboarding, Skiing, Fishing, Hunting, Motorcycling, and Zombie Hunting. Yeah Buddy!
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Transparent Bloody Zombie Mask
These things Freak me out… Transparent Masks that Distort your Facial Features, Making this Horror Attire even more Bizarre and Frightening. It’s a Bloody Zombie Mask, made out of Transparent Plastic, with Holes for the Eyes and Mouth. One…
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Dead Inside Doormat
Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather…
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Black Zombie Head Slippers
Looks like these Zombies have been Burnt to a Crisp. But no Worries, that won’t stop them. It’s a Horde, Munching on your Feet, and they are Funny and Hungry. “RAWRRRR!” Zombie Slippers, Black Heads, Bulging Eyes, Bloody Mouths……
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Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think…
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Zombie Pacifier Clip
Every Soft Ball of Baby needs some Zombies… Right? And with this Cute Zombie Pacifier Clip (just the Clip, not the Pacifier), your Baby can Drift off to Sweet Dreams of the Apocalypse and Blood Sucking Hordes… So Strap…
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Zombie Cat Butt Coasters
LMAO! I LOVE these… How Fun! Cat Butt Coasters… Zombie Style! Lovely Knit Coasters, featuring Zombie Cats with Button Eyes, Stitches and Green Toxic Bodies… Flat Tails, Paws and Ears… ADORABLE! Created in a “Nothing BUTT Coasters” Line, you…
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Frosted Green Zombie Tobacco Pipe
SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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