Zombie Wrap Sleeveless T-Shirt
Now that Summer is here, it’s time to show off those Guns! Zombie Killing Guns! And with this Creepy, Crazy T-Shirt, it’s all that in a Bloody Handbag. It’s a Torn Sleeveless Muscle T-Shirt, that’s Gory and Grand. Featuring an Exposed Zombie’s Chest, Wooden Stakes and BLOOD! Lots and lots of Blood! 100% Cotton, Realistic, Certain to get Stares and Screams. Every Fiber of this Decaying Body is on Display. Impaled by Wooden Shards and Dragged for Miles… yet the Dead Keeps on Walking!
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Zombie Oil Warmer
Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…
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Melting Zombie Head Creepy Candle
I tell ya, there’s nothing Better than Burning Zombies. And with this Crazy, Creepy Candle, you can Burn all Night. It’s a Frightening Candle, Molded like a Bloody Green Zombie, Mounted on a Pile of Guts. MMM Good! This…
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Gingerbread Zombie Hoodie
Ha, what other Man do you Cook in the Oven and Tastes so Delicious??? It must be the Gingerbread Man! Or in this Funny Hoodie: THE WALKING BREAD! Funny Take on the Walking Dead Featuring a Rather Zombish Gingerbread…
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Zombie Olympics T-Shirt
This Shirt makes me laugh. It’s a Zombie Olympics T-Shirt featuring all the different Zombie Sports: High Jump, Javelin, Hurdles… And the Zombies do what Zombies do best… Moan and Groan with their arms outstretched, searching for their next…
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Zombie Glow Maggots
Oh I’ve Dreamt of this Day… When Maggots Eat my Brains and Pop outta my Head! What a Joy! And these Gross but Fun Maggots are just the Trick for a Perfect Zombie Costume! 18 Realistic Plastic Maggots that…
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Zombie Feet Flip Flops
LMAO! Zombie Feet Flip Flops are just too Damn Funny! Ever want to Walk in the Shoes of a Zombie? Well now you can… Especially in the Morning before you’ve had your First Cup of Coffee! :) These Flip-Flop…
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Zombie Lycra Face Mask
Geez O Petes… This Mask is Pretty Freaking Frightening… A Lycra Mask that’s one UGLYYYY Zombie! 100% Lycra, Fits your Face like a Second Skin… Takes your Scare Factor to the Next Level. Repulsively Realistic, No Need for Hot…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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