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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Zombie Beanie
LOL, I look like this every morning… Wide eyes, tongue hanging out… Brains exposed! HA! For it’s a Beanie that’s PERFECT for the Zombie Loving Fool. It’s a Colorful, Green, Beanie, Bloody, Stitched, Gory Good Fun, that keeps Head…
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Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts;…
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TWD Negans Bat Lucille
I can’t even tell you how Anxious I am at the Return of The Walking Dead this SUNDAY… I’m already out of my seat, for I know it’s going to be Horrible, Bloody, and a Favorite Character is gonna…
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Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother…
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Night of the Living Dead Wall Clock
Lovely… It’s the Night of the Living Dead Zombie Wall Clock, and it’s Perfect for your Undead Room. A Beautifully Created Zombie Silhouette, Crawling out of the Grave is a Grand Sight indeed. Made of Acrylic, this Wall Clock…
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Zombeavers Blu-Ray
WTF? HA! Zombeavers is an Action-Packed Horror/Comedy Film in which a Group of College Kids staying at a Riverside Cabin are Menaced by a Swarm of Deadly Zombie Beavers! WOW! A Weekend of Sex and Debauchery soon turns Gruesome…
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Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw…













