My Zombie Dog Book
OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie Dog! All Zane wants for his Birthday is a Dog. A Real dog. A Guy’s Dog. But his Mum brings Home this little Mutt “Fluffy”, and it’s Shaggy, Smelly, and Undead! HA! Read and Laugh TODAY!
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Zombie Spandex Lycra Bodysuit
This Zombie themed Zentai Suit takes all the Fuss out of Finding the Perfect Zombie Costume. It’s made of a Spandex/Lycra Blend and Features a Green Body Suit with a Scary Face, Exposed Organs and Bones as well as…
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Zombie Butcher Shop Apron
“NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and…
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know…
This is a Book that every UNDEAD FAN needs to read; a book appropriately called: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies! (Available in Paperback and Kindle.) It’s the most Comprehensive Zombie Handbook ever Published! In one Indispensable…
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Black Zombie Head Slippers
Looks like these Zombies have been Burnt to a Crisp. But no Worries, that won’t stop them. It’s a Horde, Munching on your Feet, and they are Funny and Hungry. “RAWRRRR!” Zombie Slippers, Black Heads, Bulging Eyes, Bloody Mouths……
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Left Behind Comedy Series
This Book is a “Laugh Out Loud” Zombie Comedy Series, featuring Harry, Alfie and Charlie who are Trying to enjoy a Nice Evening of Board Games and Beer when the Zombies come. Or, should I say “Zombie”. HA! Any…
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Zombie Warning Sign Necklaces
WARNING! ZOMBIESSSSS! These signs are just what your next zombie party needs. Fun, bright yellow warning signs with images of nuclear waste and zombies, of course. Made out of 2″ – 2 1/4″ plastic signs on 30″ satin black…
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Zombie Football Player T-Shirt
“55, 55, You should have RUN faster!” Dang… Because this Football Player just got Chewed up by the Zombie Horde. But hey, no Fumble, right? Fun Colorful Football T-Shirt that’s Perfect for Halloween, or any Spooky Time. Because it’s…
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Zombie Beer Wine Bottle Opener
It’s a Bottle Opener that’s FAST and FUN! A Zombie Opener that not only Opens Beer, but WINE! V-ROD Opener, a.k.a. Speed Opener… Works as a Standard Speed Opener and a Liquor Pourer Spout Remover for Wine. A Must-Have…
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