My Zombie Dog Book
OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie Dog! All Zane wants for his Birthday is a Dog. A Real dog. A Guy’s Dog. But his Mum brings Home this little Mutt “Fluffy”, and it’s Shaggy, Smelly, and Undead! HA! Read and Laugh TODAY!
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Zombie Killer Machete
“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Santa Christmas Bumper Sticker
Yikes! If I saw this Santa in a Dark Alley, I’d Poop Coal! Really… It’s the Creepiest Zombie Santa you’ll ever lay eyes on… A Green Santa, Suit Ripped, Torn, Dangling off a Morbid Freaky St. Nick with a…
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Zombie Easter Bunny Plush
Oh yeah… Imagine getting this in your Easter basket… HA! It’s an undead bunny, a zombie rabbit, that’s gnarly, fun, and bloody all at the same time. What’s hopping? What’s popping? It’s a thump thump with a severed leg…
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Michael Jackson Zombie
The Ultra-Smash-Hit Album “Thriller” and the Unforgettable Title Track and Video left a Huge Mark on American Pop Culture. And this King of Pop Vinyl Figure makes everyone want to get up and do the Thriller Dance! Fully Assembled…
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Zombie Baby Garden Decor
“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling…
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Night of the Living Dead Wall Clock
It’s TIME… All Hands on the Wall! 4 Hands that is… “RAWRRRR!” With a Zombie Silhouette Hand, the Night of the Living Dead Style, and an Hour Hand, Second Hand and Minute Hand, you’ll always know what Time it…
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Zombie Survival Tote Bag
Zombie Lovers, carry around your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit in this Lovely Tote Bag! This Quality Crafted Tote is made out of Durable, yet Light-Weight, Poly Poplin Fabric. The Seams and Stress Points are Double Stitched, Washable, and Features…
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