Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it at them… Yeah! “Take That!” :) Cool Tool, used for a Variety of Emergency Situations, like Cutting Seat Belts, Sharpening Knives, Whistling… You know… Zombie things! :)
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Zombies at the Door Sculpture
Knock Knock, oh wait, the Dead don’t Knock, they Knock Down! And with this Wall Sculpture that looks like a Zombie Busting through the Door, you’ll want to stay away… Far away! What goes “Bump in the Night?” –…
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Zombie Virus Biohazard Ice Pack
Nice… When your Body turns Undead, and Starts to Freeze outside, I’ll use you as an Ice Pack… Gotta keep those Brains Chilling! Or, I’ll just Grab some of these Very Cool, Biohazard Zombie Virus Ice Packs. Creepy Green…
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Zombie Cat Iron On Patch
LOL Insert Dead Cat Joke Here… Ha! What’s not to Love about Cats… Especially Zombie Cats. Which is why this Dead Zombie Cat Patch, is right up your Torn Jeans Alley. Featuring a Fun, Colorful Iron On Patch that…
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Zombie Long Arm Sleeve
Need an Extra Arm? How about a Zombie Arm. A Fun Zombie Sleeve that you Pull over your own Skin to Protect yourself from Cold, Sun, Wind… Everything but the Bite from a Zombie Horde. Great, Green, Spandex, this…
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Zombie Kill Headbands
Oh Boy… Lesson learned. Do Not Run with Scissors… Or a Saw, or an Axe, or a Cleaver… For those Suckers HURT! Not that it matters much, for you’re a Walking Dead and the only thing on your mind,…
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Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother…
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Zombie Mood Light Lantern
If you’ve never owned a light like this… BUY IT! BUY TWO! You’ll LOVE them! Mood Light Lanterns are so Freaking Cool and Beautiful. And this Handmade Lantern, is Beyond the Living and Dead… Literally. Hand Painted with Ghoulish…
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Coed and Zombie Stoner DVD
This Movie is the Coed and Zombie Stoner Movie! And the Customer Comments say it all… “I couldn’t Stop Watching this Film! Entertaining and Hilarious, full of Fun Twists. If you like Hotties, Zombies, and Stoner Comedies, then this…
