Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it at them… Yeah! “Take That!” :) Cool Tool, used for a Variety of Emergency Situations, like Cutting Seat Belts, Sharpening Knives, Whistling… You know… Zombie things! :)
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Green Zombie Bobblehead
“Do you want some Brains?” (The Bobblehead Nods Yes) “Do you want a Tic Tac?” (The Bobblehead Bites my Arm…) Well, that Escalated Quickly! But with this Fun Green Undead Foe, everything’s a Nod, a Bounce, or Twist, for…
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Walking Dead Chocolate Zombies
An Eye for an Eye, eh? That’s what this Yummy Treat is, for it’s Zombies, a Chocolate Feast! Zombie Head Chocolates, Scary, Creepy, so you can Bite their Brains out! HA! Handmade to order using the Finest Belgian Chocolate,…
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Zombie Beanie
LOL, I look like this every morning… Wide eyes, tongue hanging out… Brains exposed! HA! For it’s a Beanie that’s PERFECT for the Zombie Loving Fool. It’s a Colorful, Green, Beanie, Bloody, Stitched, Gory Good Fun, that keeps Head…
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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Zombie Times Brains Tie Tack
What TIME is it? Zombie Time! For this Cute Edition of The Zombie Times is Featuring one Specific Headline (I can’t wait): BRAAAINS! Along with a Beautiful Brain, of course. A Stylish Tie Tack, Lapel Pin that’s Ideal for…
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100+ Zombie Jokes for Kids
Are you looking for a Fun Book to keep the Kids Entertained? Well, this Book is Excellent for Early and Beginning Readers! For Laughing has been proven to have Positive Mental and Physical Effects on the Body! And hey……
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The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print
STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…
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Zombie I Love You Hands
Awwww… This brings a tear to my eye. It’s a Severed Zombie Hand giving me the “I Love You” symbol. How Sweet! But I think it only Loves me for my Brains… Just sayin. Made out of Cold Cast…
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