Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha shuffles to the table. It’s a “Zombie Box”, made of Cherry and Poplar Wood, that’s Waterproof, Versatile and Authentic, and No Chalk is Required. Sounds Gobbly Good to me! :)
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Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of…
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Walking Dead Sword Stand
Okay Walking Dead Fans… Have Sword? This can help… For we all know you have one of those Katana Swords like Michonne has… And if not, WHYYYYYY? Because this Sword Stand is the Ultimate Prop Holder for all your…
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Zombie Eat Flesh T-Shirt
Hungry for Something Different? How about a Twist to the ole Subway Logo… This Zombie T-Shirt reads: Zombie Eat Flesh, and boy is it BLOODY! You can purchase this Cool T-Shirt in Kelly Green, or Black, and it comes…
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Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is your Key to Survival against the Hordes of Undead who may be Stalking you. Fully Illustrated and Exhaustively Comprehensive, this Book covers everything you need to know about Zombie Physiology, Behavior and more. Plus,…
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Zombie Sock Puppet
Lamb Chop isn’t looking too Good! HA! This Sock Puppet is not your Normal Sock Puppet for Sure! It’s a Zombie Sock Puppet that’s Green, Hairy, and very, very Bloody! Your Two-Year Old will LOVE this! BAh ahahahahaha! This…
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Zombie Parts Cookies
“CRUNCH!” That’s a Zombie Bone Cracking under my Teeth… YUM! These Fun Zombie Treats are Almond Shortbread Cookies called “Zombie Parts”. Looking like Zombie Fingers with Gross Yellow Nails, these come 5 to a Box, and you get 12…
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Naked Daryl Dixon Baseball T-Shirt
LOL… Remember this? Naked Daryl Dixon on The Walking Dead? Trapped in that Cell, Cold, Naked, Listening to “EASY STREET”? (Over and Over again)… And now, you can Relive those “Bare Butt” Moments with this Awesome “Save Daryl” Baseball…
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Zombie Hand Garland
Having a party? Need a hand? HA! How about a ton of dead hands instead. Fun, colorful, zombie hands that will certainly liven up the place. Great garland decorations that will add cheer, and fright, to any walking dead…
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