Zombie Marshmallow Crossbow Shooter
LMAO! Zombies or not, I want this. It’s a Crossbow Shooter that Shoots Marshmallows at Zombies (or anyone that gives you the eye). POP POP, Blast those Marshmallows across the room. Have Marshmallow Fights, Aim for the HEAD! A Handmade Wooden Crossbow (just like Daryl’s, wink wink) that you Pull back the Elastic Bow String, Lock it into Place, Load a Mini-Marshmallow, and Pull the Trigger. BANG!!!! No more Zombies. Just Snacks.
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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Walking Dead Crossbow Double Ring
Niceeeee! It’s a Bad Ass Ring that Every Walking Dead Fan will want. For it’s a Crossbow Ring (Thanks Daryl Dixon), that’s Gold Tone, Fierce, and takes up TWO Fingers at a time. A Double Ring that fills your…
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WWE Zombie The Rock Figure
Did you know that The Rock, and Dwayne Johnson look awfully alike? huh? Ha! Well not anymore, because the WWE Zombies are Coming! And this Action Figure, is THE ROCK! Zombie Style. Featuring his Beefy Sculpted Body, Tattoos and…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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Zombies at the Door Sculpture
Knock Knock, oh wait, the Dead don’t Knock, they Knock Down! And with this Wall Sculpture that looks like a Zombie Busting through the Door, you’ll want to stay away… Far away! What goes “Bump in the Night?” –…
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Zombie Microwave Cling
LMAO! “Hey, is that a Meat Loaf in the Microwave?” HA! Freak them all out with this Crazy, Bloody Zombie Microwave Cling. Stick it on the Microwave and let the Screams begin! Looking like a Melted Zombie Head was…
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Zombie Apocalypse Ornament Set
Your whole Christmas Tree will be Crawling with Zombies with this Spectacular and Dark Zombie Apocalypse Ornament Set. Featuring 14 Zombie Themed Mini Ornaments, made out of Shatterproof Plastic PVC, that Dangle down from Gold String for easy Hanging….
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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