Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High, 7.75″ Wide, and 4.75″ Deep, this Fun Zombie Bathroom Prop will Scare the Crap out of you! :) Made of High Quality Cold Cast Polyresin, it’s Handpainted, Polished, and Ready to “Roll”! HA!
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Zombie Oil Warmer
Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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Animal Zombie Stickers
Zombie Dogs, Birds, Cats, and Rabbits… Sounds Fun to me. Especially when you can attach them to anything, or anyone. With Funny Faces, Colorful Bodies, Bulging Eyes and Skulls, you’ll Stick these Suckers EVERYWHERE! With 14 Stickers in all,…
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2018 Zombie Gnomes Wall Calendar
LOL Just the Title of this Calendar Cracks me up: Great for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Grandparents, Grandchildren, Grandma, Gay, LGBTQ… HA! But then again, when the Zombie Apocalypse hits, no one is overlooked. :) Especially the Gnomes. And…
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Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…
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Walking Dead Daryl Pillow Case
Oh Boy, Who can Resist laying their Heads upon Daryl Dixon’s Sweaty Chest? ZOINKS… It’s a Walking Dead Pillow Case that’s sure to make your Day. This Custom Standard Case is Roomy in Size (16″ x 16″), and will…
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Transparent Zombie Mask
Yes, I know, you really don’t need a Mask to look like a Zombie, especially on Monday without any Coffee… But this Creepy Mask, is Crazy and Horrific, and a Perfect QUICK Costume for a Party, or hey, that…
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Zombie Pea Brains Snack
Well… When the Zombies are Chasing you, you’re gonna need Energy. Food Energy. As in BRAINSSSSSSS! Fun Zombie Pea Brains (all that’s left after the Virus sets in) that’s also a Great Crunchy Snack. Pea Brain Snack Candy that’s…
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