Zombie Cleaver Shelf
LOL… Oh man, this is Awesome! A Zombie Shelf that any Undead, or Walking Dead Fan would Love. A Handmade Zombie, Green, Bloody, Brainy, with a Huge Cleaver Shelf in its mouth. How Beautiful! And, well, CLEVER! HA! A Life Sized Zombie Head, Carved out of Wood, and Hand-Painted with Delight. Set your Zombie Figurines on the Shelf… Set some Zombie Jewelry or BRAINS…. Whatever you like, for it’s a Zombie Shelf, and it’s DYING for your Attention! Plus, they also make a Zombie Brain Shelf too! “Rawrrr!”
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Zombie Liquor Bottle Lamp
Nothing like a Zombie at Night… Especially one that GLOWS! Let these Toxic Zombie Lamps Lead the Way… It’s a Unique Liquor Bottle, 9.5″ Tall, Glass, Adorned with a Rambling Zombie Silhouette (Black Stencil), that Glows with 20 LED…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print
STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…
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Severed Zombie Woman’s Head
I keep calling her and calling her and she never comes… And with this Creepy Woman’s Head, she never will! A Frightening Realistic Zombie Head, with Black Stringy Hair, Sunken Cheeks, Bloodshot Eyes and Teeth… Makes for one FUN…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Tim Burton’s Zombie Duck Pendant
I love this pendant. Quack… It’s a zombie duck, straight from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, and it makes for one heck of a necklace. Cast in two-toned precious metals and enameled, it’s a sight for sore eyes……
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Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…
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Negan Inspired Lucille Charms
Walking Dead Fans will DIE to see who gets pummeled to death in the next season… Okay, maybe not, but these sweet charms are inspired by Negan and his trusty bat (Lucille). Hang them off your hoop earrings, necklace,…
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