Zombie Wedding Ring Box
“I CHEWS YOU!” HA! It’s a Ring Box that’s Different than any other you’ve ever seen (in this life or the next). A Zombie Finger Ring Box that’s Ideal for Holding your Engagement Ring, Wedding Set or Bands… A Creepy Undead Rotting Finger, Sticking up from a Black Wooden Jewelry Box… So Quaint. So Sweet! “Til Death Do Us Part!” A Unique Gift that’s Perfect for any Walking Dead Fans… “Rawrrrr!”
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Zombie Virus Plush Toy
RUNNNNN! For it’s the Zombie Virus (Otherwise known as Pithovirus Sibericum) and it’s coming to your HOME! It’s one Virus, you’ll certainly LOVE. For it’s not only an Adorable Plush Stuffed Toy, but it’s a Science Kit, that Teaches…
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Abe Lincoln vs Zombies Blu-Ray
LMAO! We all Believe that Abe had something to do with the Undead, and now we know it’s True! In the Middle of the America Civil War President Lincoln learns of an Unusual Outbreak. Soldiers and Locals are Infected…
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Zombie Eggpocalypse
Nope, nope, this isn’t the Zombie Apocalypse, it’s the Zombie Eggpocalypse!!! Because these Brains, are made of EGGS! HA! It’s a Zombie Head, Decapitated, Ready to Host your Favorite Egg… Raw, Boiled… Unborn, whatever… And a Toast Mould, for…
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The Zombie Glass Ornament
Sweet… Something Dead on the Tree… For it’s a Zombie Christmas with this Merry Undead Ornament. A Fun Loving Colorful Zombie, Blown out of Glass, with Red Brains, Green Skin, Golden Eyes and Bloody Teeth… Just like Uncle Phil….
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like…
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Zombie Million Dollar Bill
This Novelty Million Dollar Bill has Images of Zombies, Brains, Blood, Guns, and Shovels… SWEET! The Bill says “Zombie Apocalypse” and it serves to Recognize the Undead, and it Urges you to Take Precautions! In other words, Blow your…
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Zombie Virus Pendant
This is a 1ml Glass Bottle Necklace that holds the Zombie Virus! One Swig of this and it’s all OVER! Cool Creepy Pendant that’s Corked and Suspended from an 18″ Silver Tone Ball Chain. Virus is also available in…
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