Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket (After you Stabbed the Undead in the Head). Fastened to an Adjustable Ring, this Walking Dead Eye is Life-Like, 1″ in Diameter, and will Grab Everyone’s Attention (and Screams). Yeah!
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Zombie Contact Lenses
AWESOME! KILLER! Freaky Zombie Eyes! WOW! Put these Zombie Contact Lenses in your Eyes and Frighten Everyone! One look at these ZOMBIE Blood Splattered Eyeballs and the entire Room will Clear out! Talk about Crazy Cool Stuff. These Contact…
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Zombie Love Story Art Print
What a Great Print to hang on the Bedroom Wall… A Zombie Love Story! Featuring High Quality Art of Two People, one just happens to be a Zombie Ripping the Neck out of her Bae who tried to Save…
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Zombie Santa Christmas Stocking
Stick your Arm in this Christmas Stocking, and you just might not get it back. For it’s a Zombie Santa Stocking that’s right up your Undead Alley. Featuring a Gnarly, Colorful, Bloody, Evil Dead Santa Claus that’s Creepy as…
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Crochet Baby Zombie Shoes
LMAO! Oh there’s nothing I like better then a zombie baby… er, zombie baby shoes. Talk about cute, and green, and hilarious. A fine pair of knitted crochet shoes, ideal for the undead soft chewy baby. Such a treat….
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Zombie Attack Fridge Magnets
Now you can Spell out your Favorite Zombie Sayings: “RAWWWWWRRRRRR!” “BRAINSSSSS!” “BARBARA!!!!!” For these Fun Bloody Letters are a Zombie Attack on your Fridge. Fun Red Letters, Dripping with Blood, Varying in Size between 1/2″ to 1 1/2″, these…
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Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration
Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombie Outbreak Bikini Swimsuit
Nice…. If you’re gonna be eaten by Zombies, you may as well go out in Style. Especially if you’re on the Beach wearing this Sporty Bikini. It’s a Zombie Outbreak Swimsuit that’s a Two-Piece Eye-Catcher. Made from 83% Nylon…
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