Zombie Lycra Face Mask
Geez O Petes… This Mask is Pretty Freaking Frightening… A Lycra Mask that’s one UGLYYYY Zombie! 100% Lycra, Fits your Face like a Second Skin… Takes your Scare Factor to the Next Level. Repulsively Realistic, No Need for Hot or Sticky Heavy Rubber Masks… NOPE! Just Slip it On. It Covers your Whole Head making you Completely Unrecognizable. Slip it in your Pocket when you’re Done. So COOL! A MUST-HAVE!
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Zombie Flamingos
LOL They’re coming to eat your plants… RUNNNNN! For they’re Flamingos… Yard Decorations, that are EVIL BLACK ZOMBIES! Frightening Stuff… 30″ High, one Standing, one Feeding, these Undead Flamingos are Hungry and have Bright Red Eyes! Sold as a…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Zombie Stomper Platform Pumps
Well, if I ever see a Zombie Running Down the Road wearing these Platform Stomper Pumps, I’m gonna Laugh my Butt off! Really! Because these High Heels are Hilarious! Featuring a Green Zombie Head, a Bloody Face, Big White…
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Zombie Dice
Eat Brains! Don’t get Shotgunned! You are a Zombie! You want Brains! More Brains than any of your Zombie Buddies. HA! Zombie Dice is a Quick (10-20 Minutes) and Easy Game for anyone. The 13 Custom Dice represent Victims….
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Zombie Hand Candolier
Light it up, Light it up… It’s a Candolier, Lighted Lights that look like Candles… only these Bright Bulbs, are Glowing from some Very Cool and Bony Zombie Fingers! NICE TOUCH! Or should I say, Nice Tips! :) 10″…
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A Bloody Zombie Smash
It was a Mash, a Bloody Zombie Smash! And this Ground Zero stand alone Book, is appropriately called: Ground Zero: A Bloody Zombie Smash! All Aboard a Freighter, a Terrorist prepares to Unleash an Unimaginable Horror, the Undead Plague….
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Zombie Cat Enamel Pin
HA… This reminds me of all those B Movie Horror Flicks… It’s a Zombie Cat Pin that’s Unique, Fun, and Handmade. Featuring a Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin that looks just like a Scribbled Note Reading “Cat Dead, Details Later”……
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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