There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

Let’s see, what’s on the List? BRAINS BRAINS and More BRAINS! It’s a Dry Erase Board that’s Perfect for all your Zombie Fun. Shopping Lists, Things To Do, Phone Messages, Cryptic Notes that say “DON’T OPEN – DEAD INSIDE”……

This Movie is the Coed and Zombie Stoner Movie! And the Customer Comments say it all… “I couldn’t Stop Watching this Film! Entertaining and Hilarious, full of Fun Twists. If you like Hotties, Zombies, and Stoner Comedies, then this…

Nice! It’s a Terminus Map Poster to hang on your Wall… AWESOME! Terminus is the Deadly Location in the AMC Walking Dead Universe. It’s a High Quality Rolled Poster that’s a Perfect Gift for the Die Hard Fan. Ever…

If this doesn’t sum up the Zombie Apocalypse, I don’t know what does… It’s like a Graphic Scene right out of a Horror Movie, the Guy gets the Girl, amid the Zombie Horde, and he’s Passionately Kissing her, and…

HA HA HA! This is a Ring I LOVE… A Bloody, Fun, Green, Gross, Handmade, Stitched, Bloody Meat Foot Ring… Just what my Finger wants to Slide into… Yeah! Created out of Fimo, this Funny Zombie Foot is an…

Lovely… Homegrown Zombies! Just no Touching… They BITE! For these Plants are Zombie Plants and they make Awesome Creepy Halloween Props. Alive, Dead, it doesn’t matter, because these Plants are Green, Handmade Zombie Fingers that will give everyone the…

Prepare for the Zombie Invasion with the Zombie Disguise Shirt! It’s a Fun Shirt that Reads “Ask Me About my Zombie Disguise” and once you Pop this on and you’ll Blend right in with all the other Walking Dead…they’ll…