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Zombie Chocolate Bunny and Victim
It’s Easter… The Zombie Bunnies will not STOP! Not until they’ve eaten all their Kin. Chocolate Family and Friends. Fun Stuff. MUNCH! Just like this Pair of Chocolate Bunny Rabbits. A Great Duo that Features Chocolate Bunnies, Bloody, Zombified,…
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Death Drop eBook
Looking for a Short Story to read? Something different, deadly, and undead? Well, Death Drop may just be the ebook to hold you over. That is, until the Horde comes. For it’s about a man named Jon. Who sits…
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Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…
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Is Your Mombie a Zombie?
“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think…
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Zombie Pea Brains Snack
Well… When the Zombies are Chasing you, you’re gonna need Energy. Food Energy. As in BRAINSSSSSSS! Fun Zombie Pea Brains (all that’s left after the Virus sets in) that’s also a Great Crunchy Snack. Pea Brain Snack Candy that’s…
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Crawling Zombie Baby Prop
LMAO! Take this Kid out in a Stroller and see people’s reactions… Not to mention your Wife’s! HA! “Here Honey, you Hold the Baby!” Creepy Green Headed Baby Zombie Prop, that Crawls across the Floor? No Way! Hideous Teeth,…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Zombie Plant Growing Kit
Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun…