Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your Brains Warm) and you’re ready for a Midnight Scare. Made from Silicon, Adorned with Crazy Black Bed-Head Hair, Sliced with Scars and Bloody Gums, this Ghoulish Undead is a Fright indeed. Fits most Heads (Attached or Not), with an Elastic Strap at the Back. Be a Zombie TODAY!
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Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St….
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Zombie Easter Bunny Plush
Oh yeah… Imagine getting this in your Easter basket… HA! It’s an undead bunny, a zombie rabbit, that’s gnarly, fun, and bloody all at the same time. What’s hopping? What’s popping? It’s a thump thump with a severed leg…
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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer…
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Zombie Defence Squad Gift Wrap
You can’t get any more IDEAL than Zombie Wrapping Paper for the Zombie Lover! Wrap those Undead Gifts up with a Roll of 64lb Text Weight Glossy Paper, featuring Bloody Zombie Skulls and the words Zombie Defence Squad. Defence…
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Zoombies
It’s Zoombies… A zombie zoo… An Amazon Prime Movie that’s fun, fierce, and roaring with undead. When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must…
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TWD Negan Bow Tie
GO NEGAN GO! You know, I really Despise Negan on The Walking Dead, but I also Adore him. Just the way he speaks is music to my ears (Although I’ll never forgive him for Glenn). And now that the…
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Zombie Eggpocalypse
Nope, nope, this isn’t the Zombie Apocalypse, it’s the Zombie Eggpocalypse!!! Because these Brains, are made of EGGS! HA! It’s a Zombie Head, Decapitated, Ready to Host your Favorite Egg… Raw, Boiled… Unborn, whatever… And a Toast Mould, for…
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Zombie Goldfish Book
LMAO! It’s the “My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish” Book Series that’s just too Funny! Tom’s Big Brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, and his First Experiment involves Dunking Frankie the Goldfish into Toxic Green Gunk! HA! One Zap…
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