Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your Brains Warm) and you’re ready for a Midnight Scare. Made from Silicon, Adorned with Crazy Black Bed-Head Hair, Sliced with Scars and Bloody Gums, this Ghoulish Undead is a Fright indeed. Fits most Heads (Attached or Not), with an Elastic Strap at the Back. Be a Zombie TODAY!
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Zombie USA 4th Of July T-Shirt
I could see this happening… Zombies Walking around on the 4th of July, being Patriotic and Crap: American Brains! And now, you can have some Bloody Fun on Independence Day with this Hilarious T-Shirt. Coming in all sorts of…
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Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration
Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy…
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Zombie Swamp Man Head on Pedestal
Stick this in the Corner and SCREAMMMMMM! It’s a Crazy Creepy Zombie that’s Frightfully Funny. Featuring a Bust, a Head of an Undead, Shrouded with Swamp Moss and Glistening with Red Glowing Eyes. 21″ Tall Mantle Bust Piece, on…
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Raincoat Zombie Terrarium Necklace
LOL, Oh Boy, this is one Zombie that would be FUN to hang around. Especially in the Rain! He’s got a Bright Yellow Raincoat on, Bloody of Course… A Stumbling Zombie rambling through the Graveyard (RIP Tombstone), made out…
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Zombie Kid Costume
Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…
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Long Sleeve Zombie Hoodie
AWESOME! This Unique, Fully Printed Hoodie, is Unisex and GORY! Featuring Bloody Zombies everywhere, this Hoodie will Stand out in a Horde! It’s High Quality, Soft and Comfortable Material, that’s Stylish, Warm and Cozy. And, No Matter how often…
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Ebola Zombies
The Raid meets Dawn of the Dead! A Group of Thieves Break into an Industrial Complex to pull off a Jewelry Heist, and stumble upon a Hidden Laboratory where Unorthodox SARS and Ebola Experiments are taking place on Stolen…
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Brain Earrings
WOW! No wonder why Zombies Eat Brains… They look like Bubble Gum! Right? HA! And just like these Fun Colorful Earrings, you can Chew on your Earlobes all Night… Because they really do look Creepy Cool, and Smart too!…
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