Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your Brains Warm) and you’re ready for a Midnight Scare. Made from Silicon, Adorned with Crazy Black Bed-Head Hair, Sliced with Scars and Bloody Gums, this Ghoulish Undead is a Fright indeed. Fits most Heads (Attached or Not), with an Elastic Strap at the Back. Be a Zombie TODAY!
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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Zombie Horror Mask And Chest
SICK!!!!!!!! This zombie horror mask is frightening and gross. Featuring a slip over full head costume, with an entire chest and rib plate as well. Fantastic design, bloody, scary, and FUN! Made of high-quality 100% natural environmental rubber latex,…
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Zombie Why Yes Eye Doo Mask
YIKES! Talk about a Scary Halloween Mask… It’s 100% Polyester, Made in the US, Hand Washable, and will Keep your Brains Warm! Strong Classic Sculpt of a Zombie Monster, Great Visibility, Comfortable, Easy to Wear, Easy to Scare. Great…
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It Rose From the Gravy Zombie T-Shirt
#HappyThanksgiving2018 And you can Celebrate Turkey Day with this Beautiful T-Shirt… Gobble Gobble! It’s a Fun Zombie Turkey T-Shirt Featuring an Undead Turkey that Reads: It Rose From The Gravy! HA! Such a Fun and Unique Twist to Thanksgiving….
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Zombie Eye Tobacco Spoon
This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…
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Student Bodies Zombie Board Game
Student Bodies is an Intense Horror Survival Game that breaks all of the Typical Zombie-Game Plots. The Players start Bitten at one end of a Zombie-Infested Hallway, and must Run down the hall in order to find an Antidote…
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3 Pack Zombie Teeth
Somethin’ Smells Rotten… And I think it’s your Breath! But that’s to be expected when you’re a Zombie, full of Decay, with the Worst set of Teeth a Dentist could see… Because these are Zombie Teeth, 3-Pack, and they…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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