Bloody Brain Stocking Cap
LMAO! Look like you’ve been Zombie Bait with this Funny Ass Stocking Cap. It’s a Black Cap with the Roof Ripped off Exposing your Bloody Brains! How COOL! Freak all your Friends out and adorn that Bloody Zombie Costume with a Stocking Cap that looks good enough to Eat… With a Spoon! Dig in, you’ll never Miss those Brains anyway. :)
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Zombie Ornament
LOL Deck the Halls and Christmas Tree this Year with something Different. Something Creepy. Something DEAD! It’s The Walking Dead Christmas Tree Ornament that’s Scary Good Fun! Rotten Flesh, Biting Teeth, Ripped Clothes… Just like Old Herb. Yep! Yep!…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Severed Torn Out Zombie Eye Ball
EGADS! I’m not Hungry anymore… Unless it’s for BRAINSSSS! Because my Eyes ARE bigger than my Stomach… Especially when it’s Yanked outta my Head! Where’s an Eye-Patch when you need one? This Creepy, Realistic Looking, Severed, Torn Out Eyeball…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Dead Panic Board Game
Put your Zombie Apocalypse Team to the Test with this Cooperative Fun Board Game. Choose a Character and make your Stand in a Remote Cabin in the Center of the Board, against Waves of Undead that close in from…
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Zombie Head Decanter
This Handsome Glass Decanter is Shaped like a Zombie Head! Gnarly! It even has a Cork, so you can keep your Favorite Liquor Fresh. It goes great with a Bloody Mary! HA! This Zombie Head is a Fantastic Addition…
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Left Behind Comedy Series
This Book is a “Laugh Out Loud” Zombie Comedy Series, featuring Harry, Alfie and Charlie who are Trying to enjoy a Nice Evening of Board Games and Beer when the Zombies come. Or, should I say “Zombie”. HA! Any…
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Zombie Long Arm Sleeve
Need an Extra Arm? How about a Zombie Arm. A Fun Zombie Sleeve that you Pull over your own Skin to Protect yourself from Cold, Sun, Wind… Everything but the Bite from a Zombie Horde. Great, Green, Spandex, this…
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