Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying. A Handmade Elf that’s Undead, Gross and Creepy. It’ll give Christmas a whole new Dimension. Nothing is Safe. 13″ Tall Overall, with a Santa Suit and Hat, this Elf will make sure no one Survives the Season. :)
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Zombie Hand Oven Mitt
Ever feel like you’re Cooking for a Mindless Horde that will Consume everything in its Path? Resist the Temptation to Serve Brains and Address your Zombie Obsession with the help of this Zombie Oven Mitt. It will get you…
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Walking Dead Survival Gift Basket
Looking for a Nice Gift Basket to give some Undead Fan? Well this Walking Dead Survival Basket, is just what the Doctor ordered. Full of Fun Survival Goodies like: A 7 Strand Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper…
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Last Night On Earth Zombie Game
This Zombie Game “Last Night On Earth” is a Fast-Paced Game of Brain-Eating Zombies, Small Town Heroes and Horror Movie Action. Players take on the Role of either the Heroes, working together to make it through the Night, or…
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Zombie Bingo
These are Fun… Zombie Games that the entire Undead Family will LOVE! Starting with Zombie Bingo… a lot like Regular Bingo, except Zombies want to Eat you! Match a line of 5 Spaces, Horizontally, Vertically, or Diagonally before your…
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Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies
Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and…
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Zombie Fashion Beanie
Okay, Okay, this isn’t officially a “Zombie” Beanie… Blood, Brains, Green Skin… Close enough. It’s a Frankenstein Beanie… Wait, wasn’t he the original Undead? :) Either way, this Creepy Beanie is a Fashion Statement for sure. Sewn, Stitched, a…
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Severed Zombie Finger Pin
With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie…
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Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of…
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