Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying. A Handmade Elf that’s Undead, Gross and Creepy. It’ll give Christmas a whole new Dimension. Nothing is Safe. 13″ Tall Overall, with a Santa Suit and Hat, this Elf will make sure no one Survives the Season. :)
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Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…
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Tim Burton’s Zombie Duck Pendant
I love this pendant. Quack… It’s a zombie duck, straight from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, and it makes for one heck of a necklace. Cast in two-toned precious metals and enameled, it’s a sight for sore eyes……
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Zombie Toy Bunny Rabbit
With Easter coming (in just 9 days), it’s time to think of Cute Little Stuffed Bunny Rabbit Toys… Won’t the Kids just LOVE them in their Easter Baskets? Awwww… Unless you’re a Zombie Freak. Then, well, you get the…
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The Walking Deadlift Underwear Briefs
LMAO! Yeah, Okay. A Zombie into Fitness. How Adorable. Until someone Loses an Arm! And with these Fun Briefs, it’s so much more… They’re The Walking Dead… Er, Walking DeadLIFT Underwear Briefs that’s Perfect for the Walking Dead Fan….
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Santa Claus Zombie Car Decal
This is what Everyone looks like as they Romp through the Traffic, Hustle of Bustle and Hordes of People, Long Check Out Lines, and Picked over Merchandise… A Little Zombish! And just like Santa, with Green Skin and the…
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Zombie Toilet Brush
HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombie Foot Ring
HA HA HA! This is a Ring I LOVE… A Bloody, Fun, Green, Gross, Handmade, Stitched, Bloody Meat Foot Ring… Just what my Finger wants to Slide into… Yeah! Created out of Fimo, this Funny Zombie Foot is an…
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