Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying. A Handmade Elf that’s Undead, Gross and Creepy. It’ll give Christmas a whole new Dimension. Nothing is Safe. 13″ Tall Overall, with a Santa Suit and Hat, this Elf will make sure no one Survives the Season. :)
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Zombie Strike Double Blaster
Put a Double Tap on every Zombie you see with this Doublestrike Blaster! The Compact, One-Handed Design lets you Load Fast and Fire! And when you Cock the Blaster and pull the Trigger, the Double Tap is Automatic because…
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Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…
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You’ve Got Red On You T-Shirt
LMAO! You’ve got Red on you! It’s right There! This Foree Electric T-Shirt is AWESOME! Made from 100% Cotton and Printed to look just like the Shirt and Striped Red Tie that Sales Adviser Shaun (From Shaun of the…
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Zombie Baby Garden Decor
“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling…
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Pop-Out Zombie Bookmark Valentines
This Bookmark Valentine Card Pack lets your Child give more than just a Valentine Greeting to their Friends – they get to give FUN! Featuring 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Real Envelopes – enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges,…
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Zombie Cookie Warmer Mug
This is Awesome… A Coffee Mug that’s also a Cookie Warmer… (Or really, use it Warm your Brains!) A Great Green Mug with an Adorable Zombie Face of Bulging Eyes, Jagged Teeth, Bloody Brains and a Gaping Mouth for…
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Don’t Open – Dead Inside Earrings
Brain Dead? Well, these are the Earrings for YOU! Creepy Font Reading Don’t Open on one Earring, and Dead Inside on the other. Taken from the Cryptic Writing of The Walking Dead, these Round Dangle Earrings are Perfect for…
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Zombie Hand Lantern
Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…
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