Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister Zombifies his Ass (as well as the Rest of his Body) to Terrorize Brian, and then the Laughter begins. We’re all Zombies in the End… Right?
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Blood Shot Eyeball Pendant
“What do you call a Fish with no Eye?” “A Fsh!” “What did the Right Eye say to the Left Eye?” “Just between you and me, something Smells!” OMG, the Puns make my Eyes Roll… So Feast Your Eyes…
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Zombie Figurine Pen Holder
LOL! This is the Walking Dead Zombie Undead Statue Figurine Pen Holder… Perfect for the Desk or Office, this Bloody Walker is Ugly, Creepy, and Guarding your Tombstone Pen! Umm… Yeah, You can keep it! HA! Great Prop for…
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Dead Sprint Zombie Board Game
Dead Sprint is an intense, fast action horror board game where everyone is constantly being pursued by a horde of the undead! This unique enemy mechanic, an unstoppable zombie horde that chases players throughout the whole game gets their…
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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Walking Dead String Lights
ME WANT! These Lights are PERFECT for any Walking Dead Fan… They are Zombie Head String Lights that are Cool Cool Cool… And Creepy! 9 Feet of 10 Light up Zombies that will look Amazing Stringing across your Window…
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Men’s Zombie Doctor Jacket
“Is there a Doctor in the House?” “RAWRRRRRR!” “Oh Never MIND!” It’s the Kind of Doctor that Nightmares are Made From. An Undead Doctor that will Carve, Probe and Cut a Little too Deep… “MUNCH!” Perfect to Finish any…
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Zombie Microwave Cling
LMAO! “Hey, is that a Meat Loaf in the Microwave?” HA! Freak them all out with this Crazy, Bloody Zombie Microwave Cling. Stick it on the Microwave and let the Screams begin! Looking like a Melted Zombie Head was…
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Zombie Attack Costume Shirt
RAD! This Zombie Attack Shirt kicks ASS! Really… What an Easy, Fun, Creepy, Cool Costume. It’s a Rotten, Bloody, Zombie Arm that you attach to your Body… It dangles down from a Bloody White Shirt with the Sleeve Ripped…
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