Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister Zombifies his Ass (as well as the Rest of his Body) to Terrorize Brian, and then the Laughter begins. We’re all Zombies in the End… Right?
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Drawing the Undead Activity Book
Draw the Dead… Make a Zombie… That’s the Challenge with this Fun Undead Activity Book. With Crazy Images on each page, you Draw the Scare in the Grids, adding your own Gory Details, of course. After all, Drawing is…
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Zombies Campfire Winter Scarf
…and then he said “BOOM HEADSHOT!” Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Zombie Winter Scarf like no others; White, Filled with Zombies tellings Stories around a Campfire, and FUN! With Hilarious Graphics, this Undead Neck Warmer will be the Ideal…
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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iPhone Undead Lightning Zombie Cable
Sometimes Zombies are Slow, sometimes Zombies are Fast… And with this Lightning Cable for the iPhone, they’re FAST!!! It’s an Undead Mobile Charging Cable that’s a Perfect Gift for any Zombie Fan, Walking Dead, Z Nation… Anybody looking for…
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Zombie Shark Blu-Ray Movie
LMAO! Oh Boy, as if going into the Deep Blue Waters isn’t Spooky enough, now you have to deal with ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! I Love it… Until I get bit, that is! This Zombie Shark Blu-Ray Movie is just…
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Smoking Zombie Grinder Set
Can you imagine seeing this? A High Zombie? HA! What Fun! Stumbling around, Moaning and Groaning, Trying to Eat everyone’s Brains? Oh wait… That’s for Real. Just like this Fabulous Smoking Zombie Grinder Set. It’s Sensational. You get a…
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Zombie Cow Butter Dish
“Mooooooooooo-re Butter Please!” Love all things Zombie? Even Zombie Cows? HA! How could you not? For it’s the Cutest Zombie Cow Butter Dish that you’ll ever see. With bloody Lips, Green Eyes, and Bloody Organs and Ribs, this Cow,…
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Zombie Arm Ring
Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It’s SO OUTSTANDING! And… It’s Wrapping it’s Dead Fingers around your Flesh and Squeezing Tight… YIKES! The Gory Hand, the Severed Arm, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve… YIKES! This…
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