Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister Zombifies his Ass (as well as the Rest of his Body) to Terrorize Brian, and then the Laughter begins. We’re all Zombies in the End… Right?
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Zombie Brains Can Coolie
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Coolie for Brains? Keep them nice and chilled??? Ahhh, one can only Dream… In the meantime, it’s a good thing that you can at least keep your Beer and Pop chilled with…
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Severed Foot Zombie Prop
“Why couldn’t the two Feet get along?” “Because they both thought they were Right!” HA! And in this case, Stinky Feet Left and went array… For it’s a Severed Zombie Foot that’s a Perfectly Good Prop to Scare all…
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Zombie-arium
COOL COOL COOL! This is not your Normal Terrarium, this is the Zombie-arium! It’s a Terrarium for the Zombie LOVER… All Natural Heartwarming Scene featuring Plants, Tombstones, and ZOMBIE! Cool Kit includes Laboratory Flask and Tweezers… So you can…
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Zombie Air Gun Target Shoot
Get your Pellet Air Guns Ready, the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Or at least, it’s coming. With the Zombie Deer Virus and all… So Prepare your Aim with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Target Shoot. It’s a Magnetic Knockdown Pellet…
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Green Deluxe Zombie Wig
Nice… I would wear this everyday. It’s a wig, that’s not only fun, but GREEN! Toxic green and bushy. Slip it over your head and you’ll be undead in no time. A great zombie costume accessory that’s 100% synthetic…
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Zombie Toe Necklace
Lovely. Some people carry Ears, some carry Teeth, now you can carry TOES! It’s a Zombie Toe Pendant that’s Green, Creepy, and Bloody too. Really, really nice. Handcrafted from Polymer Clay, Shaped like a Severed Undead Digit, this Toe…
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Zombie Jefferson Nickel
Yelp… YES! Jefferson is dead. No doubt. Which makes him, the ultimate zombie. A walking dead Jefferson, hand carved, on a nickel coin, that’s fierce, gruesome, and hey, a little bloody too. I LOVE THOSE TEETH! And that hair…
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Zombie-Gut Chili Dinner
What can be as Creepy and Gruesome as it is Tasty? Your Dinner! Deadly. Gross. And FUN! Learn how to Create a Variety of Dinner Entrees that are both Repulsive and Good to Eat. Cook up some Maggot Burgers,…
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