Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister Zombifies his Ass (as well as the Rest of his Body) to Terrorize Brian, and then the Laughter begins. We’re all Zombies in the End… Right?
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Zombie Stitch Severed Finger Ring
YES! You can take your finger with you– For it’s an eerie ring that will make your finger look severed and stitched. Handmade ring, created with polymer clay stitch beads and a bit of stretchy black cord, to make…
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Crawling Zombie Canvas Art
STUNNING! WOW! This is one of the most beautiful, and creepy, zombie paintings I have ever seen. I’m in love. Who wouldn’t fall in love, just look at those eyes. And that mouth. It’s a handmade art print, on…
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Zombie Claus Statue
HA HA HO! It’s Design Toscano’s Zombie Claus Holiday Statue Featuring Saint Nick looking a Little Dead, a Little Green, and Quite Hungry! Made out of Quality Resin, this Christmas Statue stands 7.5″ Wide x 7.5″ Deep x 13″…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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You Might Be A Zombie Book
You Might Be a Zombie consists of some of the Best, Wittiest, and most well Written pieces from Cracked.com and combines them in something that People before the Internet used to Refer to as a “BOOK!” While the idea…
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Zombie Face Ski Mask
Just think… The Zombie Virus hits when you’re on the Slope… GNARLY! Gives a new meaning to “Brain Bucket”… Eh? So get in the Mood with a little Zombie Face Mask. A Colorful Mask that Looks like the Hungry…
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Robert Kirkman’s Oblivion Song
If you watched The Talking Dead last night, you’ll know that Robert Kirkman (Creator of The Walking Dead) is coming out with a Brand New Comic called “Oblivion Song”. When 300,000 citizens of Philadelphia were Suddenly Lost in an…
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Inflatable Zombie Crossing Sign
Blow it up… Arms, Legs, Heads… And this Very Cool Inflatable Sign! It’s a Zombie Crossing Sign, Bright Yellow, reading “Zombie Crossing”, adorned with Bloody Handprints. Standing 5.9 Feet Tall, it’s the Perfect Prop for your next Halloween or…
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