Zombie House Slippers
I can just picture a Zombie wearing these Slippers… They’d be Stumbling all over, Tripping over things, Falling and getting all Bloody… Oh wait. That’s what they do now. :) But with these Zombie House Slippers, even the Living can Moan in Style. They’re Men’s House Slippers with Fun, Colorful Zombies all over them, Polyester, Plush, that will keep your Feet Warm and Relaxed. Until the Horde comes…
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Negans Pancakes Soy Candle
Negan; “Are YOU Negan?”, always Serving Smiley Face Pancakes. In fact, the Entire Walking Dead Universe eats Sorghum Pancakes… Sasha, Gregory, Eugene… What’s the Deal? Easy to Grind from Flour? It’s the Tasty Treat that makes the Whole Warehouse…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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The Girl With All the Gifts
Got Amazon Prime? Good, then you can Watch this Incredible Zombie Movie, FOR FREE! It’s called “The Girl With All the Gifts”, featuring Glenn Close, in a Post-Apocalyptic Story about a Devastating Disease that Eradicates Free Will and turns…
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Undead Mad Libs
Undead Mad Libs features 21 Hilarious Fill-In-The-Blank Stories about all things Paranormal. With Stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and many more, this is the PERFECT Mad Libs for any Zombie or…
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Music For Zombies
This Mystery De-Composer is known for his Unknown Decompositions: Zombie Sonata, Flowers Of Evil, Hypnotique, Spirit Symphony, Carnival Of Souls, Tombs Egyptian, Zombie Suite – 1st Movement, 2nd Movement, 3rd Movement… It’s a Monster Bash with some Undead Friends….
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Happy Thanksgiving Zombie Shirt
Nice. Real Nice… This is pretty much what I feel like after 2 enormous helpings… DEAD! And, like all my Relatives, we still Eat and Eat and Eat… Too bad it’s not Brains! For this Fun Thanksgiving T-Shirt is…
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Terminus Map Poster
Nice! It’s a Terminus Map Poster to hang on your Wall… AWESOME! Terminus is the Deadly Location in the AMC Walking Dead Universe. It’s a High Quality Rolled Poster that’s a Perfect Gift for the Die Hard Fan. Ever…
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Zombie Unicorn Canvas Painting
What happened to the Unicorns… ZOMBIES! And this Cute and Colorful Unicorn, is Bloody Good Fun! Featuring a Rainbow Mane, this Blue Eyed Beast has Torn Hide, Bloody Teeth, and is Ideal for your Wall of Frights. For it’s…
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