Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration
Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy Hair, a Hideous Mouth and Dirty Fingers, you’ll Run and Shout, for sure. Measuring 12″ Tall by 19″ Wide, this Resin has Flashing Red Eyes and Screaming Sound Effects that’ll Freak everyone out! WOW!
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Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
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Zombie Pee
LMAO! Zombie Pee? A Urine Sample from the Undead? HA! And it’s GREEN??? WOW! I’ll take TWO! And once you get a TASTE of this, you’ll probably want MORE as well. One thing I will say, is that Zombies…
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Zombie Survival Gear Stocking
Have a Walking Dead Fan on your Christmas List? Well why not buy them a Bunch of Zombie Survival Tools, like Knives, Blades, Axes, Ninja Stars… And pile them into this most Awesome Zombie Survival Stocking… Durable, many colors…
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1922 Zombie Skeleton Nickel
SICKKKKKK! This Coin is a MUST-HAVE for any Zombie Fans. It’s a Hobo 1922 Frieden Dollar Schädel, Featuring a Zombie Skeleton Nickel that’s Bad Ass and COOL! And what’s even COOLER, this Store on Etsy sells tons and tons…
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Zombie ID Chart T-Shirt
Beautiful. What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… A Zombie T-Shirt that’s Bloody Good and Graphic too! Featuring a Men’s White T-Shirt with a Zombie ID Chart, and Fun Zombies that will make Everyone Smile. A Crawler, a…
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Zombie Pencil Toppers
These Small Zombie Pencil Toppers are PERFECT for your next Zombie Party! The Toppers are made of Plastic and Slip over the Top of a Pencil, just like an Eraser. The Details and Colors are Awesome, and they are…
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Zombie Dawg Grillz Dog Ball
“Ruffawrrrrr!” It’s the Funniest Dog Toy your Dog will ever Consume… Except for Zombies, of course. Because this Dog Ball is a Zombie Dog Toy featuring Zombie Teeth, er, Zombie “GRILLZ”, that turn your Doggie into a Snarling Zombie…
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Zombie Hillbillies Book
LMAO! Ain’t no Zombie Finer than one from Hillbilly Country… And this Book, highlights that Pretty Damn Well. The Action, the Humor and the Great Ingenuity will Hook you and Hold you Down… New Weapons, Great Zombies, it really…
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