Severed Zombie Finger Pin
With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie finger, that’s a lapel pin. With a gruesome fingernail, knuckles, and white bones protruding, this finger is a fright and a joy. Fasten it to your hat, coat, purse, or nose, it’s baked clay, acrylic painted, and glazed. Get yours today.
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Zombie Farts Soap
Oh to Smell like a Fart… If only! Well, hold your Noses, because now you can with this Fun, Gag Gift. It’s All Natural Soap with the Hilarious Label: Zombie Farts! It’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Lover……
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Skin Trinket Box
Totally Awesome! WOW! It’s a Trinket Box, Jewelry Box, Brain Box… Whatever you want to call it, a BOX that’s made out of Zombie Skin! YIKES! Well… Okay, not REAL Skin, but Hell, it sure looks like it. Cool…
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Zombie Pizza Apron
It makes sense… Not all Zombies Eat Brains, right? Some will be Vegan. Some will Crave Burgers, Fries, Bacon and PIZZA! It’s True! So grab this Fun, Colorful and Cool Zombie Apron… It’s Detailed to look like a Slice…
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Epic Zombies Strategy Board Game
Do you Collect Weapons, Kill Zombies, or Work Towards Completing Objectives? Completing 3 Objectives Wins you the Game, but the Zombies could Overrun the Mall and that would be the end of you! Just a Few Minutes to Set-up,…
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Petrifying Zombie Puzzle Book
In the Petrifying Zombie Puzzle Book you’ll help Rick, Daryl, Michonne, and Maggie avoid herds of walkers, escape the clutches of the villains you love to hate like the Governor and Negan, and discover the evil that lies at…
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Beware I Bite T-Shirt
Give everyone Fair Warning when you Decide to Wear this Officially Licensed AMC “The Walking Dead” “Beware I Bite” Adult T-Shirt. This Awesome Tee Features Blood-Spattered Graphics on the Front along with a Zombie Face Graphic on the under…
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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