Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful Zombie Guy Tags (with a Purple Tongue), that will make your Luggage, Totes or Bags stand out in a Crowd. 2 Tags with Contact Information (So your Loved ones know where the Best Brains are)… Leather, UV, and Water Resistant (but what about Blood?)
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Stretchy Nylon Zombie Mask
Okay, this Zombie Face Mask is Scary! It’s made out of Nylon and you Stretch it over your Head to Create one Crazy Creepy Effect! Truly Terrifying, this Lifelike Zombie Mask is the Answer to a Quick Zombie Costume…
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Zombie Combat Academy Skull Ring
If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombie Vs Werewolf Socks
LOL! There’s a Fight going on between your Feet… And it ain’t Toe Jam (at least this time). NOW, it’s the Attack of the Zombies versus the Werewolves with these Cool and Colorful Zombie vs. Werewolf Socks! Talk about…
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Zombie Adjustable Dog Collar
Dogs love Dead Things too! Especially when it comes to Fun Zombies and Saving Mankind… So this Zombie Dog Collar, is just what your Zombie Hunting Pooch needs. Lightweight and Sturdy, this Fabric Collar Reads “ZOMBIE”, and comes in…
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Zombie Oil Warmer
Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…
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Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying….
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Zombie Lincoln Bank
Oh Abe… You always have that Scowl upon your Face… Must be because you’re Full of Coins! Creepy Zombie Abraham Lincoln will Eat anything that gets close… So Beware! Made of Resin, this Cool Coin Bank looks like the…
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