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Cleaver Thru Head Zombie Costume
Give everyone a Fright when they see you with a Cleaver through your Head. Especially when you’re UNDEAD! It’s a Great Costume, a Great Joke, Trick, Prank… A Zombie with a Cleaver through its Head… How Awesome! Ideally Sized…
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Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…
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Inflatable Zombie Crossing Sign
Blow it up… Arms, Legs, Heads… And this Very Cool Inflatable Sign! It’s a Zombie Crossing Sign, Bright Yellow, reading “Zombie Crossing”, adorned with Bloody Handprints. Standing 5.9 Feet Tall, it’s the Perfect Prop for your next Halloween or…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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Donald Trump Zombie Hunter Book
Oh My God… LMAO! It’s Donald like you’ve never seen him before; slicing and dicing, screaming and yelling… wait??? What? It’s Donald Trump, ZOMBIE HUNTER, and it’s a Paperback Book that’s Ideal for any Trump Fan. The dead have…
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Zombie Baby Garden Decor
“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Kitty Cat
“Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…” RAWRRRRRR! It’s Fun Loving Decor for the Undead at Heart. A Zombie Cat, Perfect for the Person who Hates Cats, and LOVES Zombies. Right? MEOW! Handmade out of Resin, this Sculpture Features your Not-So-Friendly Feline….