Zombie Pigeon Pants

March 28, 2020

WHAT???? I had no idea such a thing existed, until now. But it all makes sense, I mean, we put outfits and costumes on cats and dogs, so why not pigeons (are there that many pigeon pets?) Well, fret not, for your pigeon can now be undead too. For these handmade pigeon pants are full of zombie print that will make the prettiest pigeon blood splat. Made to order, custom to fit your birdy, these are velcro, elastic, and cotton, so order yours today.

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Corpse Zombie Head Display

Oh Man, this is Gnarly! It’s a Display that would be Perfect for your Demonic Room… It’s a Corpse Zombie Head that’s EGADS UGLY! With a Rotting Head, Enlarged Bloody Eye and Bony Jagged Teeth that just Scream HORRIFIC,…

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Joy Riders Zombie Window Cling

LMAO! This Cracks me up… Taking the Zombie to the Grocery Store. HA! Taking him to the Laundromat, the Ice Cream Shop, the Candy Store… How about the Slaughterhouse? Poor Fool… Bloody, some Drool… A Vehicle Window Cling Decal…

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Zombie Survival Gear Stocking

Have a Walking Dead Fan on your Christmas List? Well why not buy them a Bunch of Zombie Survival Tools, like Knives, Blades, Axes, Ninja Stars… And pile them into this most Awesome Zombie Survival Stocking… Durable, many colors…

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Zombie Wedding Cake Topper

To have a Zombie-Themed Wedding… That’s to Die For! Just imagine; Zombie DJ, Zombie Decorations, Finger Foods… A Zombie Wedding Cake Topper… It certainly makes your Brain Buzz. So this Cake Topper, is just what 2 Zombie Hunters need……

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Abe Lincoln vs Zombies Blu-Ray

LMAO! We all Believe that Abe had something to do with the Undead, and now we know it’s True! In the Middle of the America Civil War President Lincoln learns of an Unusual Outbreak. Soldiers and Locals are Infected…

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Zombie Claus Statue

HA HA HO! It’s Design Toscano’s Zombie Claus Holiday Statue Featuring Saint Nick looking a Little Dead, a Little Green, and Quite Hungry! Made out of Quality Resin, this Christmas Statue stands 7.5″ Wide x 7.5″ Deep x 13″…

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Green Zombie Face Cufflinks

Fun Loving Green Zombie Cufflinks… Make your French Sleeves Glisten with Blood with these Incredible Hilarious Zombie Cufflinks. Set in Zinc Alloy, 16mm Glass Diameter, can be ordered in either a Silver Plated Base, or a Black Plated Base….

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Beware of Zombies Warning Tape

Beware of zombies… Everywhere! It’s warning tape that will make your next undead party… Lively! Fun tape that reads: BEWARE OF ZOMBIES. Plastic tape, 20 feet long (about the size of your small intestine)… That’s ideal for walkers, talkers,…

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