Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies
Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and Cheek Apocalyptic Thriller. Survive the Plague to end all Plagues, Brave the Zombies, Street Gangs, and Predators, it’s New York, the Big Apple, and some Good Old Fashioned Fourth of July Fun!
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Black Zombie Head Slippers
Looks like these Zombies have been Burnt to a Crisp. But no Worries, that won’t stop them. It’s a Horde, Munching on your Feet, and they are Funny and Hungry. “RAWRRRR!” Zombie Slippers, Black Heads, Bulging Eyes, Bloody Mouths……
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TWD Bite Me iPhone X Case
It’s coming… The Return of The Walking Dead (Sunday, February 10)… Are you Ready? I’m still Devastated over Jesus Dying… SUCKSSSSSS! So, to Bring the Dead Back to Life, how about a Brand New Case for your iPhone? Made…
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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Zombie Bingo
These are Fun… Zombie Games that the entire Undead Family will LOVE! Starting with Zombie Bingo… a lot like Regular Bingo, except Zombies want to Eat you! Match a line of 5 Spaces, Horizontally, Vertically, or Diagonally before your…
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce
Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce is a Louisiana Style Hot Sauce made from Cayenne Peppers. It is more Flavorful than most Louisiana Style Sauces, and is Exceptionally High Quality Aged Pepper Mash. It doesn’t Bring the Heat, Rating about 5…
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Zombies That Ate Christmas
Sweet… It’s the Zombies that Ate Christmas Coloring Book and it’s right up my Christmas Alley. Featuring Fun Zombies that you can Color any Crayon in the Box, it’s Festive, Darling, and Perfect for any Walking Dead, Undead, or…
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