“Is your Mombie a Zombie?” A Playful Parody Paperback Book. I asked my Friend Grave. “No she is not,” is the answer Grave gave. “She hides from the Sun and she Sleeps in a Cave. I do not think…

Oh Crap… That’s the last thing I want to see before I take a Dump… A Zombie Crawling outta the Toilet! HA! Get away from me! This Creepy Zombie Hand is so Real Looking it’s Fright-Full. The Art Work…

They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…

This is a Cool Pendant that will Surely Grab some Eyes… And Eat Them! It’s a Jet Black Pendant Frame Featuring a Skeleton Zombie Ribcage and a Broken Toxic Green Heart! Plus, lots and lots of BLOOD! Fun Pendant…

LOL, I look like this every morning… Wide eyes, tongue hanging out… Brains exposed! HA! For it’s a Beanie that’s PERFECT for the Zombie Loving Fool. It’s a Colorful, Green, Beanie, Bloody, Stitched, Gory Good Fun, that keeps Head…

LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…

What makes this Farkel Game a Zombie Game??? The Undead do. As they’re Chewing away at your Fingers and Toes; Better Roll Fast! It’s a Very Cool Set of Zombie Farkel Featuring a Zombie Carrying Case and Toxic Green…

LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…