Walking Dead Zombie Shower Curtain

August 27, 2016

Holy Crap, that’s a Frightful Shower Curtain… If you wanna Scare someone really bad, hang this up in your Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For it’s a Polyester Fabric Shower Curtain full of Walking Dead Zombies… Horrifying Hands, Pressed against the Window… YIKES! Makes me want to grab my Crossbow… 69″ Wide x 70″ Long, it comes with Shower Hooks for Fast Installation! AWESOME!

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Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…

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Zombie Girl with Doll Prop

Awwwwwww! It’s so Adorable… A Little Zombie Girl with a Rag Doll… DARLING! I think I’ll Prop her up in my car and go for a drive… She’ll certainly turn a few heads… A Creepy, Bloody Mutilated Zombie Girl,…

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Night of the Living Deb

I just watched this Movie last night and thoroughly Enjoyed it. Deb; Funny and Obnoxious, has a One Night Stand with her Dream Man Ryan… Only to Wake up in a Zombie Apocalypse. And from there; it’s all Jokes…

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Zombunny Crochet Pattern

LMAO! Create your own zombie rabbit (zombunny) with this ultra sweet crochet pattern. Double read that… it’s NOT a finished item. It is a crochet pattern, pdf file only… it’s ideal for those who crochet. And ideal for Birthday’s,…

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Zombie Apocalypse Notepad

These Zombie Apocalypse Survival Notepads are Perfect for Jotting down Quick Escape Routes from Dangerous Zombies, organizing Daily Survival Tasks, writing down Supply Lists and any other Zombie Related Notes. Each 50 Sheet Notepad is Printed in Bloody Red…

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Zombie Carnage Charm Bracelet

SICK! That’s why I LOVE it… A Charm Bracelet that’s Dripping with Blood. Talk about a Creepy Dangly Charm Bracelet, full of Zombies, Skulls, Red Beads, Charms, everything Zombie and Undead… 12 Charms include: Zombie, Brain, Skeleton Arm, Hand,…

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Zombie Hell Night Puppet

“Oh what a Cute Little Bab… EGADS!” This Little Monster will keep you up all Night, plus he’s one one Ugly Critter! Deliver your own kind of Frightful Fun when you Craft your Costume around this Lifelike Zombie Puppet….

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Zombie Apocalypse Soap Dispenser

Only Kids can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse… Because it all begins by a Virus; Passed on by a Simple Handshake… From not Washing your Hands. Right? Could be… Why not? So get your Kids Washing up after Picking their…

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