Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Beating Heart Morphsuit
BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM, that’s my Heart, Beating for you. Pumping Blood Fast, Running from the Horde; OOPS! Too late… I’m Toast! For the Zombies have bit me. And boy do I Love it. A Morphsuit that’s Creepy, Crazy…
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Zombie Brains Flag
You want Brains? Tell the whole neighborhood! For this Zombie Flag can be the Perfect Promotion. It’s a Flag, made out of 100% Polyester, that’s Dye-Sublimated with Beautiful Colors (Zombie Green of course), reading “ME WANT BRAINS”. Printed on…
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Michonne Figure
Awesome! Stand and FIGHT the Walkers with this Bad Ass Figurine… It’s a Highly Detailed, Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Figure of Michonne (Actress Danai Gurira), with her Katana, Sheath, and Interchangeable Arms. Plant this Expert Sword-Wielder on your…
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Shaun Of The Dead Zombie Ed Statue
LOL “Who Died and made you F***in King of the Zombies?” HA! This is a Highly Detailed Premium Motion Statue of the Lovely Pet Zombie; Ed. Ed’s Corpse comes to Life in this 8″ Hand-Painted Homage to that Friend…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wall Decal
AWE-SOMEEEEE! This Wall Decal is Creep Factor to the Zombie Degree… A Huge Decal that can be Stuck to either a Wall or Window, Featuring the Zombie Apocalypse. Looking like an Open Window, amid the Toxic City Ruins, is…
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Zombie Sticker Book
OMG!!!! It’s a Zombie Sticker Book that has ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIES! In fact, it has over 600 Zombie Stickers that will find their way on Homework, Books, Lockers, Foreheads, Shoes, Floors, Walls, the Fridge, the Car, the Dog, and…
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Body-In-A-Bag Costume
Well this ZOMBIE Costume is unlike any other… It’s a Body in a Bag Costume where the Undead has come back to Life! It’s SCARY and FUN! With the Classic Autopsy Y-Shaped Incision, this 100% Polyester Costume, with a…
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Fun Zombie Dress Socks
Oh there’s no better feeling then putting your Foot through a Zombie’s Head. Right? And with these Ultra-Hip Zombie Socks, you can do just that. Fun Men’s Zombie Dress Socks Featuring a 3-Pack of Colors, Gnarly Undead Faces and…
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