Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens. Right? Especially with this Zombie D.C. Kindle Book (you can also purchase the Paperback). The Capital is under Siege… What’s new? Buy this Book, it’s Good for some Laughs. We all need that now…
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Zombie Girl Necklace
Oh Darling. So Cute, So Gory, So Girly FUN! It’s a Zombie Necklace Featuring a Wonderful Drawing of a Little Girl Zombie, Holding a Furry Teddy Bear… WITH NO HEAD! HA! Sealed in a Silver-Tone Round Frame and Encrusted…
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Zombie Feet Flip Flops
LMAO! Zombie Feet Flip Flops are just too Damn Funny! Ever want to Walk in the Shoes of a Zombie? Well now you can… Especially in the Morning before you’ve had your First Cup of Coffee! :) These Flip-Flop…
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Zombie Dress Up Fridge Magnets
Decorate any Magnetic Surface with this Awesome Magnet Zombie Set. Featuring a Zombie with Zombie Clothes, you Overlap the Magnets to DRESS your Zombie up! Approximately 7″ x 10″, this Strong, Full-Sheet, Flexible, Vinyl Zombie Set comes with Brains,…
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Zombie Attack Hoodie
This Hoodie is FUN! Looking like you just got Torn Apart by a Zombie Herd, this Hoodie has Bloody Stains, Hand Prints, Splatters, and Rips and Tears like you just Ran for your Life. Makes a Great Quick Costume,…
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Zombies of Mass Destruction Blu-ray
LMAO! Zombie Comedy anyone? There’s nothing that I love better than a Fun Zombie Movie, and this “Zombies of Mass Destruction” on Blue-Ray. Delivers! When a Blind Resident of Port Gamble, Discovers a Rotting Zombie washed up in the…
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Vinyl Walking Dead Figures
LMAO! Rick, he hasn’t looked that clean and uniformed for years… Daryl, wait, does he look bug-eyed to you? HA! It’s The Walking Dead Figures featuring Daryl Dixon, Michonne, or Rick Grimes. Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Merchandise, these…
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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Zombie Post Apocalyptic Journal
Beautiful and Bloody! With this Journal you can document the Impending Zombie Outbreak and the Dawn of the Dead in this Ghoulish Journal featuring a Graveyard Corpse making its way toward the Flesh of the Hungry Undead! Post-Apocalyptic Visions…
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