Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear are also available in Boxers, Boxer Briefs, and even a Thong! Guess what I’ll be Wearing during the Zombie Apocalypse… HA! NOTHING!
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Creepy Zombie Coffee Cup
Bloody Beverage anyone? How about a Big of Brain in a Bubbling Caldron of Brew? It’s a Creepy Zombie Cup that will have everyone Screaming. Featuring a Handmade Coffee Cup, with the Illest Zombie Ever; Green Skin, Rotting Nose,…
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Glass Zombie Bead
HA HA HA! That’s what my Girlfriend’s always wanted on her Charm Bracelet… A ZOMBIE! HA! And this Zombie is just too Funny and Cool! It’s a Handmade Zombie that’s created out of Ivory Glass, and then Hand Painted…
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Zombie Feet Sandals
These are Hilarious! More like Hysterical! They are Basically a Thong Sandal without the Thing Part… more of a Slide on, like a Slipper, but they Certainly are ZOMBIEISH! Looking like Gross, Rotten, Bloody Zombie Feet, you’ll get tons…
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Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin
HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…
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Animal Zombies!
Zombie alert! Meet the Real-Life Monsters of the Animal Kingdom and Explore the Gory, Gross, and Creepy Behaviors these Creatures have honed in order to Survive with National Geographic’s Paperback: Animal Zombies!: And Other Bloodsucking Beasts, Creepy Creatures, and…
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Dashboard Zombie
You take your Dog for a Ride… Why not your Zombie? HA! This Vinyl Dashboard Zombie is a Gruesome 5-1/2″ Figure of a Brain Hungry Terror that Stands atop an Adhesive Base and Waggles its Rotting Limbs at you…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Zombie House Slippers
I can just picture a Zombie wearing these Slippers… They’d be Stumbling all over, Tripping over things, Falling and getting all Bloody… Oh wait. That’s what they do now. :) But with these Zombie House Slippers, even the Living…
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