Zombie Santa Christmas Bumper Sticker
Yikes! If I saw this Santa in a Dark Alley, I’d Poop Coal! Really… It’s the Creepiest Zombie Santa you’ll ever lay eyes on… A Green Santa, Suit Ripped, Torn, Dangling off a Morbid Freaky St. Nick with a Fierce Mouth, Dark Oppressive Eyes, and a Bloody Candy Cane… All for your Holiday Enjoyment. Stick this Fun Loving Guy on your Car Bumper and you’ll be Singing here comes Santa Claus in no time…
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The Walking Dead Vans Shoes
These Van Shoes are AWESOME, Bloody, and UNDEAD. For they’re Custom Converse Vans Shoes, Hand Painted (Protected from Water and Oil) and Inspired by The Walking Dead. Featuring Zombie Hands, a Graveyard, a Psycho with a Chainsaw, and Plenty…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Walking Dead Zombie Knife
What a Great Gift for the Hunter… A Zombie Knife! A Blade with the Sickest Artwork around (Artwork By Co-creator Tony Moore). It’s Walking Dead Walkers… Kick Ass Cool! Zombies that come in 6 Fun Colors like Toxic Green…
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Zombie Degree
This is a Custom Gag Diploma Certificate from Zombie State University! It’s Fully Customized with ANY NAME and ANY DATE of your Choice! It’s a Great Custom Novelty Gift with a Personalized Touch. Top Quality Certificate also includes Official…
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Zombie I Love You Hands
Awwww… This brings a tear to my eye. It’s a Severed Zombie Hand giving me the “I Love You” symbol. How Sweet! But I think it only Loves me for my Brains… Just sayin. Made out of Cold Cast…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Dead Sprint Zombie Board Game
Dead Sprint is an intense, fast action horror board game where everyone is constantly being pursued by a horde of the undead! This unique enemy mechanic, an unstoppable zombie horde that chases players throughout the whole game gets their…
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Hollywood Zombies Trading Cards
These Trading Cards Feature Edgy, Laugh-Filled, Provocative Artwork of the Highest Quality… and Celebrities! :) It Capitalizes on the Growing Trend in Parody-Based Humor, like “Britney Speared”, “Paris Hellton”, “Tom Ooze”, and More! Plus, they Glow in the Dark!…
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