Zombie Santa Christmas Bumper Sticker
Yikes! If I saw this Santa in a Dark Alley, I’d Poop Coal! Really… It’s the Creepiest Zombie Santa you’ll ever lay eyes on… A Green Santa, Suit Ripped, Torn, Dangling off a Morbid Freaky St. Nick with a Fierce Mouth, Dark Oppressive Eyes, and a Bloody Candy Cane… All for your Holiday Enjoyment. Stick this Fun Loving Guy on your Car Bumper and you’ll be Singing here comes Santa Claus in no time…
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Zombie Lincoln Bank
Oh Abe… You always have that Scowl upon your Face… Must be because you’re Full of Coins! Creepy Zombie Abraham Lincoln will Eat anything that gets close… So Beware! Made of Resin, this Cool Coin Bank looks like the…
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Zombie Hot Dog Costume
LMAO! I just want to Buy this Costume and Roam around the Ballpark… How FUN is that? Hot Dog… Get your “RAWRRRRR!” That’s not Ketchup… A Great Funny Zombie Hot Dog Costume that’s Hilarious and Gory. With a Gaping…
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Mens Zombie Print Tank Top
If you see me running down the street wearing this… RUN! Because the Horde is coming! HA! Such a Cool Graphic Bloody Eye-Popping Zombie Shirt! Gnarly! A Men’s Tank Top, made out of Cotton and Polyester… A Sport Jersey-like…
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Grow a Zombie Garden
LOL… That’s exactly what you want to see Sticking up out of the Grass… A ZOMBIE! Well, now you can with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Garden Kit, where you can Grow A Garden with ZOMBIES! Kit Includes 16 Pieces of…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Charm
Nothing makes my Heart Beat more, than the Smell of Rancid Meat… YEAH! And this Very Cool and Creepy Anatomical Heart, makes me Drool indeed. Handmade out of Clay, this Green Zombie Heart is Undead, Decayed, and Perfect for…
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Zombie Brains Can Coolie
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Coolie for Brains? Keep them nice and chilled??? Ahhh, one can only Dream… In the meantime, it’s a good thing that you can at least keep your Beer and Pop chilled with…
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The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an…
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Zombie Kite
Look, up in the Sky, it’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s Super Walker!!! An Undead Kite with an Undead Creature. Fun, Colorful Green, Blue, Red Entrails Zombie Kite that takes the Horde to the Sky and the Clouds……
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