Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose, and those TEETH! EGADS! GROSS! Equipped with Mounds of Dead End Hair, this Mask, made of 100% Latex, is Over the Head, and Overwhelming. Buy it Today!
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Ewok Zombie T-Shirt
Mixing Star Wars and Zombies??? AWESOME! How can you NOT love that? HA! For this Ewok Shirt is Bloody Good Fun! Featuring a lovely little Undead Ewok, chewing the Bloody Brains out of a Clone Trooper, this Shirt is…
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Zombie Lake Blu-Ray
In a Small Lakeside Town, Young Women Disappear without a Trace. The Superstitious Locals Blame “The Lake of Ghosts”. When another Woman is Found Dead, a Reporter comes to Town and Soon Discovers that the Lake Harbors a Terrible…
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Zombie Cats Pillow
What a Great Throw Pillow… And trust me, you just may want to THROW it! Featuring 9 Zombie Cats Printed on a Plush Black Background, with Big Eyes, Bloody Scars and all the Freaky Cat Stares, this Pillow will…
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Frosted Green Zombie Tobacco Pipe
SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for…
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The Zombie Nativity Scene
Oh Awesome. This is something I’ve never seen before. A Zombie Nativity Scene featuring Zombie Action Figures of Baby Jesus (in Darling Hues of Purple), Mary (Blue and Bony), Joseph (Droopy and Dead), and the Angel (Hideous as you…
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A Zombie’s Guide To The Holidays
As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small…
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Pin The Eye On The Zombie Party Game
OUCH! Have FUN with this party game… It’s just like the classic “Pin the tail on the donkey”, but with Zombies instead! It’s pin the eye on the zombie, appropriately called “I Have My Eye On You Zombie”, and…
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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