Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose, and those TEETH! EGADS! GROSS! Equipped with Mounds of Dead End Hair, this Mask, made of 100% Latex, is Over the Head, and Overwhelming. Buy it Today!
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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Donald Trump Zombie Hunter Book
Oh My God… LMAO! It’s Donald like you’ve never seen him before; slicing and dicing, screaming and yelling… wait??? What? It’s Donald Trump, ZOMBIE HUNTER, and it’s a Paperback Book that’s Ideal for any Trump Fan. The dead have…
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Badass Zombie Killers Card Game
Rack em up, because these Zombies are going down! For this NEW Card Game is just the thing you need. It’s a Zombie Killers Game featuring Zombie Killing Weapons (Gas-Powered, Double-Barreled, Laser-Guided Pitchfork) that are Totally Badass and Wicked…
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Zombie Emotion Ouija Board
Conjure up the Dead… er, UNDEAD, with this Creepy, Cool Ouija Board. It’s a Spirit Board that Features Zombie Emotions (Anger, Concern, Joy, Fear, Distrust), as well as the Usual Numbers, YES, NO, Personal and Subject. It’s a Board…
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Mens Zombie Print Tank Top
If you see me running down the street wearing this… RUN! Because the Horde is coming! HA! Such a Cool Graphic Bloody Eye-Popping Zombie Shirt! Gnarly! A Men’s Tank Top, made out of Cotton and Polyester… A Sport Jersey-like…
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Walking Dead Buckle-Down Keychain
These Key-Chains are SOOOOO COOL! It’s a Buckle-Down Keychain that hooks onto your Belt Loop. Then your Keys can actually be Detached by Simply Pushing the Buckle (like a Vehicle Safety Belt). It’s Simple, Fun, and hey, WALKING DEAD!…
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Walking Dead Rick Robe
Inspired by the hit AMC Show “The Walking Dead”, this Stylish Bathrobe looks just like the Sheriff’s Uniform worn by Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead. Fits most Adult Males 5′ 6″ to 6′ 2″ . This Comfortable 100%…
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Zombie Eye Pinata
LMAO! I Really Adore this Awesome Piñata. It’s a Big Green Zombie Eye that has a Bright Yellow Bloodshot Pupil and Dangling Bloody Optic Nerves. YIKES! What FUN it would be for a Party and Kids trying to POP…
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