Zombie Coat Rack Hanger
HA! Really really nice… A Coat Rack for your Wall… A Hanger for all things that keep your Heart and Brains Warm… A Handmade Zombie Rack, Green, Vile, Screaming, With Blades Stabbed through his Chest… And the Best Part? It’s a Coat Rack. Mount it on your Wall and POKE some Fun Zombie Style. Plus, when all else Fails, you can always use it to Impale the Dead. Right? Solid Bronze and Dark Patina… Just the way you like it!
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Severed Fingers
Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…
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Zombie Killer License Plate
LOVE THIS! But I love going 120 mph and smashing zombies with my front bumper even better. As everyone does. It’s the perfect front plate for any zombie fan, a zombie killer front plate, featuring a gruesome undead, smashed…
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Exposed Teeth Zombie Prosthetic
Grrrrrr, I can Eat your Brains without even opening my Mouth! HA! It’s the creepiest Prosthetic ever… A Zombie Mouth Prop that looks like Ripped Lips and Exposed TEETH! Gnarly! This Mouth is Easy to Apply, the Edges of…
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Gingerbread Zombie Hoodie
Ha, what other Man do you Cook in the Oven and Tastes so Delicious??? It must be the Gingerbread Man! Or in this Funny Hoodie: THE WALKING BREAD! Funny Take on the Walking Dead Featuring a Rather Zombish Gingerbread…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Animated Toxic Zombie Prop
If you want to keep people away, especially today, use this prop. It’ll keep everyone at a safe social distance. It’s a fun, animated prop that features a green, toxic zombie, with eyes that light up red, a head…
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Headless Zombie Prop
Sometimes all a Zombie wants is a little head… Right? That and some BRAINS! And with this Horrifying Animated Prop, you can have it all. Bones, Blood, Bulging Eyeballs… It’s Creepy, Frightful and Gory! So be the Life of…
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Zombie Eating Cupcake Skateboard Deck
Talk about Personality… Mixing Comedy with “Meme-Like” Horror… I Love it! It’s a Skateboard Deck Featuring a Wonderful Cartoon Zombie (That Hair!), Green and Ghastly, Chewing on a Pink Frosted Cupcake (With a Cherry on Top)… And the Colorful…
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