Zombie Tobacco Pipe
I’d Hit That! It’s a Zombie Tobacco Pipe that’s Gruesome and Gory, and it holds your Favorite Brew. A Handmade, Hand Painted Pipe made out of a Real Coconut Bowl. 5″ – 6″ in Height, this Undead Pipe is Clog Free and Beautifully Bloody too. An Artworthy Design that everyone will Enjoy, Puff after Puff! With Amazing Color and Detail, these Unique Pipes are Perfect for Father’s Day, Birthdays, Christmas… Or anyday the Dead come Knocking. Get your Zombie Pipe TODAY!
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Caution Zombies Mouse Pad
When the Zombie Apocalypse is coming, I’m going to get online and Tweet about it… With my New Yellow Caution ZOMBIES Mouse Pad. Featuring a Family running from a Creepy Crazy Walker, this Mouse Pad is Ideal for the…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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I Love Your Guts Zombie Gift Basket
Awwwwww! I Love your GUTS! This Gift Basket is Festive and BLOODY! Featuring a Wonderful Collection of Toys and Candy that are just Oozing everything Zombie (even includes a Squirt Gun for those Zombie Hordes). It’s the Perfect Way…
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Zombie Hand Lantern
Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…
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12 Zombie Poster Frames
Decorate your next undead party with some fun zombie picture frames. These look just like mounted frames, but are actually just pictures. Posters that can easily stick to the wall to give your scene a perfect scary background. Ghoulish,…
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Personalized Zombie Sign
These are Awesome! Wish I had one of these when I was a kid… A Personalized Zombie Sign for my Bedroom! How Perfect is that? Customize your own Zombie Sign TODAY! Made out of Solid Aluminum, it’s the Ideal…
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Zombie Bite Party Sleeves
I Love These! They are Party Sleeves that you Slip over your Arms and it looks just like you’ve been in a Zombie Horde! Bites, Blood, Scratches… Very Cool, Very Gory, Very Awesome! Made out of High Quality Material…
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